Developer posts and news about this game.
FINALLY, the update number we've slowly been working towards, 2.2.2! If only I was still 22 years old, but today was actually my birthday, so it's 23 instead. Yep... any other Steam games where the developer announces their own birthday in the patch notes? Just goes to show you t
Hey, hope you're having a nice holiday season! Here are two little changes - one that reminds you to always use protection, and another that gives PJSim a BBL (Better Business Logo). CHANGELOG Unpacked the game's executable to stop false positives. The game engine I use has a kno
Welcome to 2024!!! You thought I'd finally left? Nah, Steven the Sperm forever, baby! If STS was an actual child, it'd be in kindergarten or first grade by now, and much like that theoretical child, STS has been getting better and better over the years! So for this update, I figu
So. You know what day it is. That's right, you read the title, It's National Gamer Day!!!!! YIPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!! ...or wait, It's Steven the Sperm's fifth anniversary here on Steam! I've said it before and I'll say it again - this whole experience has been super cool, and I thank a
If you think about it, every birth is an achievement. So for this update, take a second to reflect and look back on everything you've achieved: CHANGELOG Achievements you've unlocked will refresh with Steam once you enter the Achievements screen on the Extras menu. Thanks to play
Never would've thought there'd be two updates in a row dedicated to the cursor, but it is what is... CHANGELOG You can now toggle whether the cursor will hide itself when buttons are pressed. This is set off by default. Ingame cursor will no longer jitter when its visible while t
This update will help keep your pointer in your pants... or window... or whatever. CHANGELOG The cursor will now become invisible if any button is pressed. Now you don't have to move it offscreen! You can now choose whether to use STS's cursor or the system default. - go to "Opti
Whew, it's been an busy 10ish days for STS updates! I'm back with yet another save data update, and I know at this point you might want someone to save you from the save data updating, but I promise this is the last one, and it helps enable something pretty cool... that being Lin
Another update so soon? Yep. Insert sex joke about a "refractory period" here. Consider this the "save data" update, but also the "apology" update, as you'll see. CHANGELOG Major Changes: Moved Save Data location. Note that players who've played the game before this version will
Did you know that there's no limit to how long sperm can be stored when frozen, as long as it's properly stored inside liquid nitrogen? Well, while I don't think liquid nitrogen has anything to do with it, Steven the Sperm is still here for a 2023 update! CHANGELOG You can now di
It takes 6 months to develop a baby, but it took about a year of on-and-off work to bring you this update, so that must mean it's twice as good as an actual human child! …or maybe that's not a good way to phrase it, but you get the picture. But yep, you saw the title - Steven the
This is a somewhat serious and important announcement, but it does spoil/hint at something coming in the future, so: IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MAC VERSION OF STS, THEN DON'T READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT ANY FURTHER! But for the rest of you... hi. Let me get straight to the point: Sup
What's hanging my spermatozoas and spermatozosos, here's a very quick little update to address some minor things. CHANGELOG The default color for the objects is now slightly brighter than the stage. This helps make the visuals a bit more diverse. This change will only affect new
So, funny story... I tried opening the code to STS in an older version of Unity just to see if I could, and it ended up corrupting a bunch of stuff. Uhh... duh! I'm surprised my sperm won the race lmao. Luckily, I had a backup of 1.3.5, so applying the fixes since then was no pro
Thought I was dead? Nope, I've just been busy with college... STS has been deposited in the sperm bank for the time being. Consider this update like me going back to update the container label. CHANGELOG: Updated Unity editor version to 2021.1.4f1. Wow, that's an entire 1.7 incre
Hey there, figured I'd drop by just to quickly celebrate Steven the Sperm's 2nd birthday! Thanks for playing!
Hey everyone, hope you've been enjoying the game. In preparation for the Steam summer sale, I've decided to drop in and give a quick little update: CHANGELOG: Restored Perfect Acorn branding. I won't get into why it changed, but things are all good now. The in-game Twitter link a
Hey everybody, just a super quick little update to fix an error in Stage 1 where the dashicides were invisible until they launched at you. If you find any bugs, say something! Thanks for playing!
Hey everyone, just a quick little fix I made today... Basically, for STS on macOS (I prefer to call it OSX but anyways...) , I accidentally had the game listed as 32-bit only, even though it's a 64-bit application. Later versions of macOS dropped support for 32-bit applications,
You can give Steven something to wear, change his color, and even change your title screen, but isn't there something else we've been forgetting about? That's right, the spermicide ! Fear not, with the brand new STS version 1.3.5, you can now change the color of not just the sper