OnlyCans: Thirst Date

OnlyCans Team · Stupendium Softworks

Released: Feb 12, 2021
Platforms: Windows
Last updated: 07 Sep 2026, 09:11 GMT

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02 Jan 2026Developer post
Wishlist Polyarmory Now!
Hello Shizeheads... it's been a while! We're excited to share that a brand-new game - crafted by a mix of familiar faces from the original Onlycans team and some fresh talent - is launching this coming February for FREE! Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a heartfelt descent into t
28 May 2021Developer post
Achievement Update Hotfix
We have released an update that fixes a bug causing two achievements to not be unlockable. -The Shize Board
25 May 2021Developer post
The Achievement Update
It is with great pride that we release the final update for OnlyCans, in the form of the Achievement Update. You should now be able to unlock all the achievements in the game, and if you've played before, you'll get them awarded without having to play through again. We've also ad
19 Apr 2021Developer post
Achievement Update now in Beta Testing
Hello Shizeheads™! We're in the process of adding Steam Achievements to the game using our patented Shize™ LLC Achievement Management System™ - but we need a few days to check its all working on a live beta build for our testers. During this time you'll be able to see the upcomin
19 Feb 2021Developer post
Post Launch Week Hotfixes
We're releasing a small patch with a few tweaks to the Hot and Steamy Collection's flow based on our experiences watching all your lovely streams on Twitch and Youtube! It's been amazing to drop in on all the streams and watch you playing with our delicious flavours! Here are the
We're releasing a small patch with a few tweaks to the Hot and Steamy Collection's flow based on our experiences watching all your lovely streams on Twitch and Youtube!
It's been amazing to drop in on all the streams and watch you playing with our delicious flavours!
Here are the patch notes:

Tweaks to the can unlock flow in the Hot and Steamy DLC
Additional fixes to remove a potential exploit in the files of the software
Eternal Devotion is now 100% more effective as per Ms Fishbarck's orders
Decreased the Aluminium-To-Moistness Ratio from 0.70145 back to 0.7
Removed a rogue reference to Linden Hill
We hope you have an amazing February, and remember: Feel the Fizz Inside You!™
- The Shize Board
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14 Feb 2021Developer post
Valentine's Day Steamy Hotfixes
Happy Valentines Day, Everyone! ːheartː We're releasing a small patch with a few minor bug fixes before we go on our company mandated month-long holiday. Here are the patch notes: Updated Front End so that Begin Session does not show if you've not got a can selected Added names t
Happy Valentines Day, Everyone! ːheartː
We're releasing a small patch with a few minor bug fixes before we go on our company mandated month-long holiday.
Here are the patch notes:

Updated Front End so that Begin Session does not show if you've not got a can selected
Added names to the Additional Writers Credits
Removed a potential exploit in the files of the software introduced by Olivier
There is now a "NEW" icon that appears when the player completes the Heritage Collection and should move onto the Hot and Steamy Collection
Updated description of Cookies 'n' Cream to reflect the accuracy of Shize™ LLC's proud history
Increased the Aluminium-To-Moistness Ratio from 0.7 to 0.70145
Fixed a misspelling in Ms Fishbarck's name
We hope you have a lovely day, and remember: Feel the Fizz Inside You!™
- The Shize Board
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12 Feb 2021Developer post
Post-Launch Hotfix
We have pushed a small update to the game - this should hopefully enable some more users on low-end systems to play the game on the lowest settings. - The Shize Board

Updates & announcements

Wishlist Polyarmory Now!

Achievement Update Hotfix

The Achievement Update

Achievement Update now in Beta Testing

Post Launch Week Hotfixes

Valentine's Day Steamy Hotfixes

Post-Launch Hotfix