VERSION 1.0 (NOW ON LINUX, TOO!)
Hi, I'm Arbiter Waldorff of NOT REAL GAMES. Welcome to my first game (that I release on Steam, anyway)! Now, it's not a looker, but for what it's worth, there's a certain charm in its current state! Albeit in the Atari 2600, or "your five-year-old made you a painting" kind of way