⚔️ GAME UPDATE! Patch Notes — Version 1.5: “MINOR MADNESS? MAJOR UPGRADES.”
🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS" Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE. Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks). 🔪 THREAT EROSION "Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP." Perman