🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS"
Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE.
Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).
🔪 THREAT EROSION
"Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP."
Permanently reduce Threat HP by +0.2% per level (stacks, because why not).
"Wait, isn’t this just cheating?" Shhh, it’s strategic long-term suffering.
👻 SPIRIT POWER
"Anyone could be the Spirit Barrage user in here!"
Boost Spirit Barrage power by +1% per level (cumulative, because math is fun).
You’ll notice this around level 50. Or maybe not. Just punch the s**t out of the bag.
🧩 TL;DR
New "Minor Madness" page in Apocalypse Shop: long-term scaling upgrades!
Erode Threat HP or buff Spirit Barrage—forever.
The Shop is now officially a conspiracy board. Embrace it.
"Click now. Think later. The numbers only go up."