Paddle Paddle Paddle

Zoroarts · Assemble Entertainment

Released
Jul 25, 2025
Platforms
Last updated
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  1. PC Gamer

    Indie dev defends criticism of Steam refund abuse amid review bombing of his game: 'It's wrong to refund a game after having fun with it and completing it'

    Developer Mateo Covic, who went viral for complaining that thousands of people had refunded his game after finishing it in less than two hours, says he's not actually unhappy about the number of refunds or money he lost, or even Steam's policy in general—he was merely expressing

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    One Year Ago, My Life Changed

    Hey paddlers, One year ago today, the very first demo for Paddle Paddle Paddle went live. At the time, I was just a solo developer from Germany who thought it might be funny to make a game about controlling a boat with paddles and putting friendships under extreme pressure. What

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    Up Up Up Is Here. Surprise.

    PADDLERS! Surprise. The first content DLC for Paddle Paddle Paddle is live right now. View game page Up Up Up no longer sends you forward (...ok, it's still forward but different). It sends you straight up. And yes, it is exactly as bad as that sounds. Higher. Harder. Meaner. Mor

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    Hold Your Paddles, 2026 Is Gonna Be Wild

    PADDLERS! I don’t even know how to start this without screaming directly into the water. Your support has been absolutely unbelievable , and the only logical response is: We’re going crazy in 2026. None of this would be possible without you. Truly. Every review, every shout-out,

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    Steam Awards Are Live… and Paddle Needs Your Chaotic Support!

    Paddlers! Paddlers… gather ‘round the campfire of questionable decision-making. We’ve got Steam Awards business to discuss. First off: We recently crossed 700 reviews (!!!) and we’re now paddling at full speed toward 1,000 . You’re amazing. Unhinged, persistent, friendship-endang

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    OTK Expo Is Live — And So Is The New Update!

    Paddlers… I’m honestly speechless. As a solo developer, being part of the OTK event with my own game is a literal dream come true . It’s wild, exciting, slightly terrifying... and an absolute blast. And to properly celebrate both OTK and Paddle Paddle Paddle , a brand-new content

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    Bringing the Chaos to OTK Games Expo!

    Big waves ahead, paddlers! So thrilled to announce that Paddle Paddle Paddle will be part of this November’s OTK Expo . It’s a huge honor (and a little terrifying) to be featured among so many amazing games. And yes, I'm bringing something special to celebrate. I can’t say much y

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    Paddle or Perish 🎃

    PADDLERS! Things are getting spooky on the water! You can now paddle in style (or un-life) with the new Halloween set: 🪦 A coffin boat to rest in between failures 💀 Skeletal paddles for that bony grip 🎃 A pumpkin hat so everyone knows you’re gourd-geous It’s free, it’s festive

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    Paddlers, Meet Forgotten Fragments

    Paddlers! So… you like suffering. We get it. You bought Paddle Paddle Paddle . You willingly picked up a paddle and said, “Yes, I want to rage and maybe yell at my friends a little.” Well, good news. There’s a brand new way to ruin friendships on Steam right now. It’s called Forg

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    500 Reviews is insane!

    Paddlers! We just hit 500 reviews on steam for paddle paddle paddle and that is absolutely insane 🥳 thank you so much for playing my weird little game, leaving reviews, and just generally keeping this thing afloat (pun intended lol). If you’re having fun, please drop a review, i

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    Post-Launch Hotfix #26

    The Controller Navigation in the Skin Selection had a bug, so I fixed it now! Hope you enjoy the game ^^

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    Post-Launch Hotfix #25

    3 new Boat Skins for you ^^ A special Announcement goes live at 500 Steam Reviews!

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    Steam Deck VERIFIED

    Paddlers! Just wanted to celebrate that Paddle Paddle Paddle is now Steam Deck verified. Yay . That's it, nothing more to add. Thank you! <3

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    Post-Launch Hotfix #24

    More improvements: -> Game switches now to 1280 x 720 on Steamdeck -> Arrow Keys can be used to navigate through UI -> Some Localization issues fixed

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    60,000 Paddlers …

    PADDLERS! Somehow, 60,000 of you decided to grab a paddle and suffer gloriously together. And we’re not slowing down anytime soon. 🎁 Here’s a little thank-you: We’ve added a brand-new free cosmetic in-game for everyone. Go flex it proudly (and then immediately fall off a ramp).

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    Post-Launch Hotfix #23

    Some more Improvements that you requested: -> The Saves in your Save Selection are now sorted and the first Save is your most recently played Save -> The currently selected skin is now highlighted in the Skin Selection

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    Post-Launch Hotfix #22

    60,000 sold units! WOW! Thank you so much! It really means a LOT to me and I hope you all enjoy the Game ^^ -> New Skin: The Diamond Pickaxe Paddle can now be selected in the Skin Selection -> You can now rebind the Checkpoint Selection UI in the Settings -> I will imple

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    Post-Launch Hotfix #21

    New Bug Fixes: -> The Bug where the player paddles normally on the ice surface after getting over an edge is fixed now -> The bug where Bouncepads dont work properly when the player is a bit too deep in the ground is fixed now -> Many other small bugs are fixed

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