PADDLERS!
Somehow, 60,000 of you decided to grab a paddle and suffer gloriously together. And we’re not slowing down anytime soon.
🎁 Here’s a little thank-you:
We’ve added a brand-new free cosmetic in-game for everyone. Go flex it proudly (and then immediately fall off a ramp).
And hey, we’re almost at 400 reviews on Steam. Let’s tackle that milestone together, one paddle stroke at a time. If you’re enjoying the chaos, drop us a review, it helps a ton!