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Your friends, enemies, and respected heroes all will appreciate the gift of CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR this HOLIDAY SEASON. Currently on sale 20% OFF for the Steam Winter Sale until Jan 2nd!
Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concentrated ham in The-Random-August-2024-ChairF*cking-Simulator-Update! Available in the starting roster, no special secre
HEY CRRAIG HIY KYLE NO CAP BRAYDEN you tired of f*cking a puny chair and watching ur billionaire friends have SICKASS sock darning lessons on their plump-ass trophy couches? BRO, double dip your shoe shine in-between these wet sofa cushions like a privileged Vice Magazine cover m
HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not bad! One that will be sure to make you go "..Alright!" W
🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap the bassline. For all of October the Halloween theme is active again in Chair F*cking Simulator! Come and
Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair. Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms. 🏳🌈💖 Other fascinating things in this update 🪑: New name text strings Bug fixes for googley eyes either not appearing and/or not hiding entirely on certain chairs Animation
- Minor bug fix - Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor - Lil bit of new name food
🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 In time for ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ comes our newest u̷p̴d̵a̴t̸e̴, featuring new content and bugfixes. - Halloween theme added ! (Aᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ Nᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 5ᴛʜ) - New chairs added !! - One of the chairs is now possibly cursed !!! ᴄ
T̴h̴e̴ ̴C̴h̴a̴i̴r̴ ̴F̴*̴c̴k̴i̴n̴g̴ ̴S̴i̴m̴u̴l̴a̴t̴o̴r̴ ̴1̴.̴2̴ ̴C̴o̴n̴t̴e̴n̴t̴ ̴U̴p̴d̴a̴t̴e̴ ̴A̴p̴p̴e̴a̴r̴s̴ Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center of gravity? Time to take the wet ham out of the fridge and du
What’s that, you say? You found yourself taken aback by sedentary allure & pleasure? A minor but curvy update has appeared to improve your simulation satisfaction. * A new chair and 2 new variations have hatched from their eggs and now appear in the regular lineup as a teaser
Dust off the f*ck bin, because in these uncertain times you're going to need every last scrap in there. Put aside your differences with every chair, because they all need to GIDDIT. Don't forget to charge your phone, and put a clean sock on each toe. Most importantly If our chair
Launch❤️day🧡is💛tomorrow.💚It💙crawls💜ever❤️closer,🧡like💛a💚sock💙full💜of❤️filth🧡hamsters.
Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬ Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least. 💺 🥂 🪑
Ok well, hello beloved chair courting companions. The Steam review process has been taking much longer than expected, possibly because the earth is busy trying to blow itself up this year. We allotted 2 weeks to get through testing, but admittedly we also did show up with a game
Behold, Friends! The time is upon us all to bring our gamiest of faces to the most exciting of release. For all of us who have performed at less than our best while fucking chairs, this is the training simulator that will Save. Your. LIFE! Learn all of the "ins" and "outs" of the