Ok well, hello beloved chair courting companions.
The Steam review process has been taking much longer than expected, possibly because the earth is busy trying to blow itself up this year.
We allotted 2 weeks to get through testing, but admittedly we also did show up with a game called Chair F*cking Simulator, so we can't really fault Steam for wanting to be super thorough when it comes to ChairF*cking. At any rate, we'll post more info here when we hear back from the review crew and have a date 100% locked on.