Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene.
So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concentrated ham in The-Random-August-2024-ChairF*cking-Simulator-Update!
Available in the starting roster, no special secret unlock crap required! WOW
Also In This Update:
- A really stupid bug with the Achievements not unlocking promptly should be fixed. The responsible horrible person has been appropriately thrown empty into the sea.
- New texty bits added for the sparkling chair browsing experience