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Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center of gravity? Time to take the wet ham out of the fridge and dust off the old thunderclothes, because some new chairs are here to roost!
The 12th moon of the 12th ring of the 12th planet is aligned.
The silky smooth sine wave flies away from the wine glass, a shining, ringing noise. It screams about sitting and f*cking the places where people sit.
This update doubles the amount of chairs in the roster. Wheelchairs! Antiques! Luxury! Royalty! I͛͛͛m͛͛͛p͛͛͛o͛͛͛s͛͛͛t͛͛͛e͛͛͛r͛͛͛s͛͛͛.
So slam some extreme health sauce and jump IN the game, because the office surplus store is POPPIN.
Be wary if your chair has teeth or writhes with pink flesh and the many whisperings they can bring.
A list:
- Did we mention a hell-a-ton more chairs?
- Three new cursed achievements added
- Fixed clown chair no long honking sometimes
- Added a terrifying amount of new profile generating data
- Graphics settings are no longer set to Toilet by default
- New finish camera angle
- New cheat code added 👩🏽⚖️
- If you're still reading this, here's a cheat treat: next time you're slapping some seats, type in D-E-R-P
Have fun and don't forget to lock the basement!