What’s that, you say?
You found yourself taken aback by sedentary allure & pleasure?
A minor but curvy update has appeared to improve your simulation satisfaction.
* A new chair and 2 new variations have hatched from their eggs and now appear in the regular lineup as a teaser for now.
* Fixed some animations with wooden chairs
* New terrible & wonderous text strings added to the profiler
* Fixed a cheat code
* Other minor fixey junk
More chairs have caught word and are making their way for the future.
Aye! Your stairwells will overlfow with joy. Stop, drop, and update Chair F*cking Simulator so you can get new content.