Happy Monday, if that's your thing.

This patch isn't huge, but it does add something that should make boss fights a little more interesting (and potentially lethal). It also makes your patch loadouts a little more important depending on the fight.

BOSSES HAVE PATCHES NOW

Darrell's been running patches this whole time. The Sysop finally noticed and gave his big bois some too.

Every boss now runs ONE boss patch. Look at their HP block to see what the new buff is, and hover over it to see what it does.

For example, the Obligatory Giant Spider's patch is BROOD: at half HP, she tags out and sends in her babies, one at a time. They're angry. Then mom comes back to finish what she started.

To see what the other bosses do (including the Sysop himself), you're going to have to confront them yourself.

Good luck.

EARLY GAME

• The first couple of levels come way faster. The EXP progression felt good overall, but until you hit that first level, you can't upgrade Darrell. That sucked.

INTRO

• The dial-in intro types faster, and Darrell has some new things to say when you first show up.

DARRELL RADIO

• Every After Dark and Full Contact track has been redone to actually fit its genre.
• After Dark brings the midnight neon vibes.
• Full Contact makes you shit your friend's pants.

That's all I got. The patches will keep coming. Keep the feedback coming, too.

Darrell's Foster Dad,
Fun Adjacent