We’ve been busy wiring up achievements in HAM: The Game, and they’re exactly what you’d expect from a factory that punishes confidence.
Some are simple.
Some are skill-based.
Some will absolutely end friendships.
Here’s a small preview of what you’ll be chasing 👇
BABY STEPS
Travel 5 meters
Everyone starts somewhere.
Some of you… won’t make it much further.
FROM DOWNTOWN
Score a basket in one of the Downtown map variants
Is this useful? No.
Is it necessary? Also no.
Are you still going to try it mid-shift? Absolutely.
NO FLAKY FRIENDS
Collect 15 snowflakes on Santa’s Grotto
Nothing says productivity like stopping work to chase snowflakes while the quota burns.
FEELIN' FROGGY
Collect 15 Zabo’s on any map
You could focus on deliveries…
Or you could become the Zabo Guy™.
JACK OF ALL TRADES
Use all 4 backpack items in a single day
Planning. Adaptation. Panic.
Usually in that order.
FASTEST HAMS IN THE WEST
Beat one of the Wild West map variants
Dust. Speed. Panic.
Probably yelling.
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Grab 100 ingredients in a single day
Congratulations.
HR still won’t remember your name.
COMPANY RECORD
Reach $800 quota in a single day
This is where things start getting serious.
Mistakes become expensive.
HALL OF FAME
Reach $1000 quota in a single day
Perfection.
Coordination.
Pure factory madness.
CORPROATE WANTS YOU
Beat the Medium difficulty boss
You survived long enough to get noticed.
That’s… not necessarily a good thing.
This is just a small slice of what we’ve added, and yes, some achievements exist purely to tempt you into making bad decisions.
👉 Wishlist HAM: The Game
👉 Start planning which achievements you’ll pretend you didn’t care about missing