Hey Paddleheads!
It’s happening! After countless hours of furious paddling, rage-quitting, and laughing at my own dumb level designs, I'm thrilled (and slightly terrified) to announce that Paddle Paddle Paddle officially launches on July 25! 🎉
That’s right! Soon you'll be able to subject yourself (and your friends) to the ultimate test of patience, precision, and paddling prowess. Whether you're a lone paddler or enjoy chaotic co-op suffering, your time has come.
Oh, there's a new trailer too!
Feast your eyes on the brand-new trailer, now live! It’s got paddles. It’s got pain. It’s got majestic frustration in glorious motion... and lots of PADDLE!
What to expect:
Ridiculous physics and tight (but slightly cursed) controls
1–2 player local and online co-op; because misery loves company
Ramps, sawblades, spinning death logs... classic paddlecore
That one level you’ll definitely uninstall the game over
And a bunch of laughs along the way
Wishlist now. Rage later.
If you haven’t already, wishlist the game, tell your friends, your dog, your yoga instructor. The more, the messier. It helps a ton.
See you July 25. Bring your paddles.💙
– Mateo & the Assemble Entertainment Crew