Hey doomed souls,
My marketing minions have done a disservice to me and partnered with Youtooz to turn me into a marketable shoulder rider plushie which is releasing on December 6th.
How dare they! I will send them to the barrier to disintegrate them myself for doing that to me. I am that master of the underworld meant to be scary and to be feared. To guide clueless souls through my dungeon, not some cute guide to sit on your shoulder. Apparently my minions said that they believe it will increase your spelling capabilities once you put them on. Can you believe that?
Here is the link if you are soooo curious.
https://youtooz.com/products/cryptmaster-shoulder-rider-6-inch
I won’t smite you for getting these on December 6th, but I will look at you disapprovingly like I always have while guiding you through my crypts.
- The Cryptmaster