23 Apr 2025Developer post

Last Rites

No Time to Explain. Dropping a Patch That Nerfs Races, But Also: Fixes retrospections that wouldn’t trigger. Translates previously untranslated lines. Adds missing subtitles. Expands the racing tracklist. Adds missing resolutions. Adds missing commands. Reorders quest progression

09 Dec 2024Developer post

December 2024

Greetings, comrades. As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it: 1. **Priest Simulator** 2. **Mercyful Flames** 3. **Taxi Simulator** 4. **Y

Greetings, comrades.

As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it:

1. **Priest Simulator**
2. **Mercyful Flames**
3. **Taxi Simulator**
4. **Your Principal**

Priest Simulator

Our most recognized franchise so far is keeping us busy:

The **Vampire Show** has left Early Access. However, we’ve already received feedback about some messed-up lipsync and issues with the final raid not registering correctly. We’ve fixed the first problem, and we’re working on the second. A patch is on its way.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/

We’ve released *Her Ghost*, a DLC for *Vampire Show*, offering about an hour of new gameplay. Some of you may remember that we declared the game finished months ago, but for various reasons, the launch was delayed. Sure, any game can be endlessly improved, so we added a few more cards to the Trello board. Plus, we wanted to experiment with creating DLC, so we decided to add new content roughly on the scale of *Heavy Duty*. Big thanks to everyone who purchased it.

We also made the soundtrack available some time ago. You can listen to it on Spotify or YouTube. The music video for the standout track *Legion* is doing pretty well at festivals:

- Winner: Best Polish Animated Music Video at PL Music Video Awards 2024
- Winner: *Black Horse of Music Videos* at Ars Independent 2024
- Semi-finalist: Azyl Shorts 2024

It was also officially selected for:
Animakom Fest 2024,
Żubroffka 2024 (Music Video category),
Animest 2024,
Splat!FilmFest 2024,
Grand Video Awards 2024 (Music Video category),
Offeliada 2024,
Linoleum 2024.

Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMop-7BM4ds

That’s not all the news from the *Priest* universe. We’ve been working for months on the next installment, *Wolf Moon*. It continues threads from the previous games but takes them in a very different direction. It’s a low-poly action RPG inspired by MOBAs and *Vampire Survivors*. We intended to release the Steam page this year, but it’s not yet up to our standards.

Mercyful Flames

We’ve really gone all out on this one. Last year, we made the tough decision to rework the game completely—a decision that was challenging but ultimately necessary. The original concept of a card-based RPG might resurface in a future project, but not here. *Mercyful Flames* always had great atmosphere but struggled with the transition of our physical designs into a digital format.

This time, we went all in, inspired by a friend’s comment: “I’d buy a *Priest* game that’s just cutscenes.” While it’s an oversimplification, it nudged us toward creating a minimalist, gameplay-light experience.

The game is going through what feels like its hundredth iteration. I admit I’ve gone a bit obsessive, tweaking every little detail. We keep adding minor dialogues or effects to enhance the illusion of a living world. The game is divided into dozens of “scenes,” and polishing one often makes others look subpar in comparison. At that point, we have to even things out, one way or another.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1066740/Mercyful_Flames_The_Witches/

As with *Vulgator*, we’ve collaborated with acclaimed Polish artists. This time, we worked with *Alembik*, a duo comprising Robert and Michał. You might know Michał from *Owls Woods Graves*, *Over the Voids*, and *Mgła* (live). They composed the soundtrack, which will also be available as a standalone album on streaming platforms.

Taxi Simulator

Now for our biggest project. We’ve been dedicating our lives to this one and regularly post devlogs about its progress. The game has a completely different vibe from anything we’ve done before—less experimental, more craftsmanship. This time, the title isn’t some ironic twist; it’s exactly what it says.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1159390/Taxi_Simulator/

**Your Principal** is temporarily on hold by mutual agreement with the publisher. We’ll return to it next year.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1176330/Your_Principal/

Apart from these titles, we’re also working on a port—or rather, a remaster—of a certain hit, but we’re not revealing any details yet.

By the way, you might have read rumors that we’re quitting game development to start selling weapons. Some reliable Polish media outlets got their facts and companies mixed up. I won’t bother denying it because it works in our favor.

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05 Dec 2024Developer post

And deliver us from Early Access

We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we

We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we could dive into all the highs and lows, but that moment will definitely come. We've been working on this project for... I don’t even know how long anymore, probably around six years, and honestly, it might be Priest that influenced us more than we influenced Priest.

It’s been amazing that so many of you played and reviewed the game, streamed it, created art, did cosplays, listened to Gruzja, had fun with us on social media, and that I got to meet so many of you in person—especially at concerts. Asmodev is still here because of you ready to work on new projects. Life is sad and meaningless, and yet you still managed to smile. Bravo to you, you freaks.

Her Ghost DLC

Free is the best price but unfortunately we have to live (promise, it won't last long), so it's just cheap. Her Ghost is an add-on containing a quest that continues the events of Vampire Show. Kinda funny, seriously cringe, one of a kind. That is, it's one of a kind in the same way as Heavy Duty and Vampire Show, which makes it one-third of a kind.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show | Full Release Changelog

Added/New

Added the raid quest
Added the meeting in the church basement
Added particles for car kills
Added missing VO
Added sound effects to the basement
Added a sound effect for collecting offerings
Added particles to the baseball bat
Added new character models
Added collision to Wickerman’s backpack
Added your photos in balaclavas
Added lip-sync for Satanists
Added Kremuva retrospectives and the associated quest
Added a few cutscenes to clarify the story
Added translations for tutorials
Added the ability to mark all exorcisms on the map
New: Her Ghost DLC

Improvements

Improved door textures
Improved enemy weapon particles
Improved the wheel menu cheat sheet
Optimized game saving

Changes

Modified the cutscene of Diabolina converting the Christianists
Modified LODs
Adjusted NPC spawn points to be consistent with cutscenes
Changed triggers that activate cutscenes

Fixes

Fixed the acetylene cutscene
Fixed NPCs holding items
Fixed menu links
Fixed overlapping audio tracks
Fixed collisions in the church
Fixed object disappearance bugs
Fixed an issue where Torpedo woke up too early, making the funeral quest nonsensical
Fixed the exorcism win/lose system, which could break the game
Fixed animation glitches in many cutscenes
Fixed glitches on Orlok's mask
Fixed a bug where Melissa would leave the table and start wandering
Fixed task tracking after completing an exorcism
Resolved a potential game lock in the "French Connection" quest
Resolved the disappearing Vamela bug after the first exorcism quest
Resolved an issue with the missing task to change the time

Other

Disabled radio at the start of the game
Blocked the ability to spin the slot machine again after winning a prize
Enabled access to the haunted house next to the casino
Extended the exorcism ending screen display

Removed

Removed a lock that sometimes remained after the cannon cutscene
Removed an invisible collision near the bakery
Removed the ability to reset attack animations

In addition to the changes listed above, we decided not to include (in the list, not patch) over 1,000 fixes and tweaks because, honestly, nobody would read through them all. We're talking about thrilling stuff like fixing typos, tweaking voice-over sounds, and zapping micro-bugs that would make even the most devout patch note reader lose faith. Yes, we could have listed every corrected “i before e” and every adjustment to the subtle hum of NPC whispers but we figured you’d rather enjoy the game than scroll through a list longer than the Book of Psalms. You're welcome.

If something doesn't sit well with you, feel free to file a complaint—preferably right under this post. We're leaving Early Access, but we're always (un)happy to fix what needs fixing.

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27 Nov 2024Developer post

To Be Kind

Hot thanks for the kind words about us leaving early access. Shoutout to everyone who sent messages of encouragement regarding our supposed burnout. Just to clarify: the fact that we’re done working on something doesn’t automatically mean we’re having a crisis. It simply means we

18 Nov 2024Developer post

The End

We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag full of fixed bugs. Please, don’t report any more issues – the game doesn’t have

22 Jul 2024Developer post

Vulgator in da house

Dearly beloved, You asked, so we answer. If you want to listen to the soundtrack in Winamp, then do it. Just support with a few coins first. We are gathering money for the Steam page of the next game in the Priest Simulator series, which will be announced together with the releas

16 Jun 2024Developer post

Mercyful Fest

Yello. Didn't want to spam you with some demo, after all it's just demo, and you deserve it all... But decided to change my mind. Better late than never. It just hit me that there is no business without spam, and we need this business to keep rolling, if you want more games. Roll

27 Feb 2024Developer post

Gruzja - Legion Video Clip

There is a video clip to a song from the game. Check it out.

23 Jan 2024Developer post

01-2024

Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to em

27 Dec 2023Developer post

Deutschland

Deutschland! Mein Herz in Flammen So far, Priest Simulator has been bought primarily by Poles. In the last few months, the game has become equally popular in Germany. Thanks for your support, neighbors. We are united not only by Lewandowski. We will make it up to you. BTW We've r

28 Nov 2023Developer post

Steam Adwords

Hello, there is this Steam Adwords contest. You can win good prizes and stuff or lose everything etc. I send you the proper answers. Dunno if it's possible to vote like that, but you can try. Some things are worth dying for trying. Print the questionnaire, complete it as provided

26 Oct 2023Developer post

Vampatch

Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in

Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in the name. And maybe those who complain that the priest doesn't have his faculties will finally back off. GREETINGS, BOOZE MASTERS.

We managed to:

- Improve lighting in houses during exorcisms,
- Fix objects displaying incorrectly in certain buildings,
- Change the bomb text in the English version, which was in Polish - 'to zgol wąsa łysa dupo',
- Create music for the spider video,
- Correct Orlok's text for the rollaf after collecting the casino pass, so it doesn't say "i fucking knew it" in the subtitles,
- Translate the word "wstań" to English when using this version of the game,
- Address issues with Kremuvy,
- Add voice overs with translations for the remaining sermons,
- Fix a bug that caused some lines to be cut off in the English dubbed version,
- Translate the line "Najwyższy czas się nawrócić",
- Fix typos in English dialogues,
- Add dialogues in the casino,
- Correct subtitles in English cutscenes,
- Add missing subtitles for the English dubbing,
- Improve English VO for Kremuvy in cutscenes after the first conversation with Orlok and after destroying the statues so he isn't cut off before the end,
- Align subtitles with English dubbing,
- Improve punctuation in English,
lol, almost all errors were related to English, something about my English grade being a 4 in high school
- Synchronize dialogues with subtitles in the English version,
- Fix the Satanist string in hell in the English version,
- Correct Orlok and Kremuvy strings in the reception cutscene (in English),
- Fix torpedo strings during exorcism in English,
- Add an option to mute the music after starting the DJ console,
- Correct Orlok's voiceover subtitles,
- Modify the behavior of the krucafuks,
- Fix the line where the old man says 'uno dos tres quatro like people said', while the subtitles say 'holy shit',
- Fix hell,
- Correct subtitles in the Polish version,
- Fix the sound of krucafux, which decreases when used while moving forward,
- Translate the relic "święta tabliczka" (object in the game),
- Add subtitles for sermons,
- Fix a bug where some dialogue lines were not spoken despite having subtitles,
- Fix a bug during the fight with Bebok where you could enter the wheel menu and use wine even if you didn't have it,
- Add feedback on the screen related to breaking the exorcism record,
- Fix a bug where Christian models pass through church benches during sermons,
- Fix the issue where after the final cutscene, we briefly return to the crypt before the game ends,
- Add possessed sounds,
- Remove the "Orlok" subtitle from Orlok's line,
- Add the string 'that's weird,' which is missing in the first dialogue between Orlok and Kremuvy,
- Improve the pitchfork range so it reaches the end of the field,
- Improve the use of zoom,
- Correct subtitles in the pulpit cutscene that don't match what the character is saying in the English version,
- Significantly increase the amount of splendor earned, increase the maximum splendor level, and significantly reduce the costs of renovations and other products in the shops,
- Add a line in the third sermon,
- Improve the diary's user experience,
- Change the text of Vamela where she repeats 'stop' twice when talking to Orlok in the last wish task,
- Improve the music volume in hell,
- Correct the content of the "trudne sprawy" note in Polish,
- Lower the volume of the Christian woman's speech during sermons,
- Correctly display Nostradamus' name in tasks,
- Add physics for balloons in the casino,
- [MINOR] Fix flying destructibles on the map,
- Correct subtitle alignment with Polish dubbing,
- Add collision for the table,
- Colors of schemes are incorrect; all except one are blue, the same in the folded version. It means it was like this, but it's not anymore.,
- Fix the bed's position,
- Correct Kremuvy's VO during his first cutscene in hell as it gets cut off,
- Fix the HUD displaying in Vamela's cutscene after the first exorcism,
- Remove the button that informs us about changing the action in hell,
- Fix the disappearing game world after the elevator cutscene,
- Change the wine chalice icon in the diary,
- Add collision for the confessional with corpses,
- Fix the incorrectly displayed Satanist character in the background during the funeral,
- Change the access card icon in the diary,
- Fix the HUD,
- Fix that after changing the resolution to 3840x2160, all options are unclickable.,
- Fix a bug where there's no sound when you play the organ,
- Add the Asmodev logo at the game start,
- Add collision for bats in the pastry shop,
- Make Rolaf and Mortimer continue the concert after the cutscene,
- Fix a bug where you couldn't jump over the roadblock in the tunnel,
- Add collision for candies hanging from the ceiling in the pastry shop,
- Fix a hole in the terrain near the pastry shop,
- Fix some graphics,
- Add a desk fan in the church,
- Fix the position of cans in the Exorcism II building,
- Fix the text on the vending machine,
- Fix punctuation in Polish dialogues,
- Remove Torpedo from the escape cutscene from Vamela,
- Translate a line in the French connection task to English,
- Fix a bug where the code 88 is visible through a shelf in Smrodowa Street.,
- Add dubbing for the fight with Chochoł and his idle animation,
- Fix the sounds when clicking on items in the inventory,
- Add MTV-style widgets when boss fights start,
- Fix a bug where you could leave items in the air,
- Add sound feedback for all tabs in the diary when using a controller,
- Remove debris from the staircase cage in the completely renovated church,
- Add more graffiti in the village,
- Fix a bug where the player could get stuck in the church model,
- Fix a bug where the radio from the church basement could be heard upstairs,
- Remove the hit animation bug,
- Update the "Creators" tab,
- Fix a bug where the possessed howling sound was heard after the exorcism ended,
- Display Kremowka in the pastry shop,
- Fix a bug where the player character got stuck in the confessional after finishing confession,
- Fix a hole in the road,
- Add collision for cornices,
- Expand cutscenes with musical motifs,
- Fix the bus stop collision next to the church,
- Add collision for the roof of the signboard in front of the church,
- Remove the ability to reset the attack animation.

And so on, I don't want to list everything because I'm writing from memory. Support us with kind words and play Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine,

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16 Oct 2023Developer post

Sign of the Cross-Promo

Yello guys. Another poor game was created, even worse than Priest. If by some miracle you haven't purchased usyet, you can now do so for even more money by grabbing the bundle from Bloodwhatever . I recommend it at your own risk.

26 Sep 2023Developer post

Overwhelmingly Polsitive

We've already posted it on Facebook, but we should have been here first. Congratulations to you, you are the winners. You have earned the "Overwhelmingly Polsitive" designation. The second time. We have the last voice recordings left for the new build. Ultimately, it was decided

23 Apr 2023Developer post

Update 600 k gold pls

Hey. I hope you're sleeping because we've ruined your game again. This time we managed to: - fix a bug when throwing alive shatanists into corpse chests in the "don't be or not to be" mission, - fix cracking dubbing issues in the English version, - fix the music in cutscenes afte

03 Feb 2023Developer post

Something Fixed This Way Comes

Hiya. We are constantly working on new content. But before we put in the new furniture, we still need to get rid of the mess. Well, we've already cleaned it up a bit. It's not going as fast as we dreamed in our most erotic dreams, but it's going pretty good enough anyway. Life is

03 Jan 2023Developer post

Morbid Sales

Hi, I'd like to make a statement ːmarryː. Well, there is a sale going on. You can buy the entire set of our first three paid games for a few bucks. Yes, this is really happening and it will be happening one more day. Perfect opportunity to add something to your pile of shame ːgeo

16 Dec 2022Developer post

To Patch a Butterfly

Hello, dear kremuvkers :). It's been greasy lately. You have already crossed the threshold of 400 reviews and almost all of them to Melissa's color <3 ːsteamthumbsupː. We messed up a bit again. This time we managed to: - add music to cutscenes, - add a note in confectionery sa

10 Dec 2022Developer post

Priest Master

Hello, fanatics. I would like to announce that we are working on a bridge between Priest Simulator and Booze Master. This means that as soon as we're done with the former and before the release of the latter, you're gonna experience a short winter adventure, meeting characters yo

25 Nov 2022Developer post

Blackula Friday

Yello. Just wanted to tell you, it's legal to write reviews, and win some prizes etc. Check out the main page. You know, Steam sale, you can vote for Priest or something. It's cheaper BTW. Especially here:

Updates & announcements

Priest Simulator

Mercyful Flames

Taxi Simulator

Her Ghost DLC

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show | Full Release Changelog

Added/New

Improvements

Changes

Fixes

Other

Removed