Developer posts and news about this game.
No Time to Explain. Dropping a Patch That Nerfs Races, But Also: Fixes retrospections that wouldn’t trigger. Translates previously untranslated lines. Adds missing subtitles. Expands the racing tracklist. Adds missing resolutions. Adds missing commands. Reorders quest progression
Greetings, comrades. As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it: 1. **Priest Simulator** 2. **Mercyful Flames** 3. **Taxi Simulator** 4. **Y
We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we
Hot thanks for the kind words about us leaving early access. Shoutout to everyone who sent messages of encouragement regarding our supposed burnout. Just to clarify: the fact that we’re done working on something doesn’t automatically mean we’re having a crisis. It simply means we
We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag full of fixed bugs. Please, don’t report any more issues – the game doesn’t have
Dearly beloved, You asked, so we answer. If you want to listen to the soundtrack in Winamp, then do it. Just support with a few coins first. We are gathering money for the Steam page of the next game in the Priest Simulator series, which will be announced together with the releas
Yello. Didn't want to spam you with some demo, after all it's just demo, and you deserve it all... But decided to change my mind. Better late than never. It just hit me that there is no business without spam, and we need this business to keep rolling, if you want more games. Roll
There is a video clip to a song from the game. Check it out.
Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to em
Deutschland! Mein Herz in Flammen So far, Priest Simulator has been bought primarily by Poles. In the last few months, the game has become equally popular in Germany. Thanks for your support, neighbors. We are united not only by Lewandowski. We will make it up to you. BTW We've r
Hello, there is this Steam Adwords contest. You can win good prizes and stuff or lose everything etc. I send you the proper answers. Dunno if it's possible to vote like that, but you can try. Some things are worth dying for trying. Print the questionnaire, complete it as provided
Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in
Yello guys. Another poor game was created, even worse than Priest. If by some miracle you haven't purchased usyet, you can now do so for even more money by grabbing the bundle from Bloodwhatever . I recommend it at your own risk.
We've already posted it on Facebook, but we should have been here first. Congratulations to you, you are the winners. You have earned the "Overwhelmingly Polsitive" designation. The second time. We have the last voice recordings left for the new build. Ultimately, it was decided
Hey. I hope you're sleeping because we've ruined your game again. This time we managed to: - fix a bug when throwing alive shatanists into corpse chests in the "don't be or not to be" mission, - fix cracking dubbing issues in the English version, - fix the music in cutscenes afte
Hiya. We are constantly working on new content. But before we put in the new furniture, we still need to get rid of the mess. Well, we've already cleaned it up a bit. It's not going as fast as we dreamed in our most erotic dreams, but it's going pretty good enough anyway. Life is
Hi, I'd like to make a statement ːmarryː. Well, there is a sale going on. You can buy the entire set of our first three paid games for a few bucks. Yes, this is really happening and it will be happening one more day. Perfect opportunity to add something to your pile of shame ːgeo
Hello, dear kremuvkers :). It's been greasy lately. You have already crossed the threshold of 400 reviews and almost all of them to Melissa's color <3 ːsteamthumbsupː. We messed up a bit again. This time we managed to: - add music to cutscenes, - add a note in confectionery sa
Hello, fanatics. I would like to announce that we are working on a bridge between Priest Simulator and Booze Master. This means that as soon as we're done with the former and before the release of the latter, you're gonna experience a short winter adventure, meeting characters yo
Yello. Just wanted to tell you, it's legal to write reviews, and win some prizes etc. Check out the main page. You know, Steam sale, you can vote for Priest or something. It's cheaper BTW. Especially here: