Life Lessons

Recorded Steam activity

GaugeDB’s latest recorded Steam player count for Life Lessons is 0 concurrent players (19 Oct 2026, 05:04). Its recorded 24-hour peak is 0 players. The highest count in GaugeDB’s collected history is 0 concurrent players on 19 Oct 2026.

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A fetus in a simulation is taught a series of lessons about life by a primitive, overly literal artificial intelligence. There's 30 different "lessons" to get through, but you probably won't survive.

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