Toddler Simulator

Released: Mar 5, 2018
Platforms: WindowsmacOSLinux
Last updated: 06 Sep 2026, 08:47 GMT

Updates & announcements

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24 Aug 2026Developer post
Please File Accurately
Introducing our newest title Please File Accurately coming in Late January 2027. Up to four players in local competitive co-op. Bring the office together, or maybe tear it apart. File paperwork, shred stuff, keep the bosses happy ... or just create some carnage and chaos. View ga
10 Apr 2026Developer post
Toddler Simulator works with Steam Deck
Good News Everyone: We've tested the current version of Toddler Simulator with the Steam Deck and haven't had any issues on the device. Note that native joystick controls are not available, only steam input mapped controls. We've created a custom input map to get you going straig
23 Dec 2018Developer post
Christmas update
It's CHRISTMAS UPDATE time You'll get a trail of gifts to open and play with, and also four new accessories - santa hat, bottle, rattle, and a teddy bear.
12 May 2018Developer post
New update just released
It's been a while, so time for a small update! Car updates Firstly, when driving a car, if you get some air the game goes into slow-motion with a free-cam so you can watch from any angle. Also there have been other car improvements. The annoying bug with car exiting and falling t
It's been a while, so time for a small update!
Car updates
Firstly, when driving a car, if you get some air the game goes into slow-motion with a free-cam so you can watch from any angle.
Also there have been other car improvements. The annoying bug with car exiting and falling through the world has been fixed. Also the toddler is now actually visible within the car.
Finally, some of the fences around the world weren't car-destroyable, but basically all of the fences and walls now should be.
Adult updates
I've started work on more intelligent AI for the adults. They now actually path-find around the level, and shouldn't fall over on their heads quite so often.
Customize changes
I've noticed it's really annoying if you customize and the camera accidentally goes behind a wall. This has been fixed - everything but the toddler is hidden when customizing.
Also, when customizing, the toddler won't start dancing, which will certainly help.
Other fixes
There's been a few other improvements:

Fire station mission shows progress
If launching from outside of steam, game will reload from within steam.
As for why this has taken so long - I've been pretty busy with work and kids and as a Solo developer you don't always have heaps of free time. Sorry about that.
Anyway, go out and grab the update!
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12 Apr 2018Developer post
Price drop now $3.99 USD
So I made a bit of a mistake when releasing Toddler Simulator by making it too expensive for what it is. I've therefore decided to admit my mistake and to reduce the pricing of the game to better reflect it's actual value. Furthermore, I've been developing an update which brings
05 Mar 2018Developer post
We're now available for purchase
Toddler Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam! This exciting new game will fulfill your desires to run around and destroy things, to cause carnage, and to entice damage into the world! There are many exciting features including a large open world, misisons, upgrades, v
05 Mar 2018Developer post
We're now available for purchase
Toddler Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam! This exciting new game will fulfill your desires to run around and destroy things, to cause carnage, and to entice damage into the world! There are many exciting features including a large open world, misisons, upgrades, v
03 Mar 2018Developer post
Beta update 3 Mar
We're getting close now! Russian translation Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :( Art gallery Shopping center updates Stuff stuff stuff Added a hair ribbon addon Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some real
We're getting close now!

Russian translation
Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :(
Art gallery
Shopping center updates
Stuff stuff stuff
Added a hair ribbon addon
Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some really dumb npcs
Scattered dumb npcs throughout the map
Res changing fixes + windowed support
No more unity config screen
Settings saving
Don't change son on refocus
Have fun!
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03 Mar 2018Developer post
Beta update 3 Mar
We're getting close now! Russian translation Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :( Art gallery Shopping center updates Stuff stuff stuff Added a hair ribbon addon Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some real
We're getting close now!

Russian translation
Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :(
Art gallery
Shopping center updates
Stuff stuff stuff
Added a hair ribbon addon
Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some really dumb npcs
Scattered dumb npcs throughout the map
Res changing fixes + windowed support
No more unity config screen
Settings saving
Don't change son on refocus
Have fun!
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02 Mar 2018Developer post
Beta update 2 Mar
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you! Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation Also English-US for diaper and pacifier Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore If it does, r
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you!

Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation
Also English-US for diaper and pacifier
Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders
Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore
If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point
Compression on the explosion sound
Added lots and lots and lots more stuff
Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission
Added some ambient sounds
Also another song
Missions list in pause menu
Go forth and test... not long now!!
Original post
02 Mar 2018Developer post
Beta update 2 Mar
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you! Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation Also English-US for diaper and pacifier Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore If it does, r
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you!

Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation
Also English-US for diaper and pacifier
Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders
Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore
If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point
Compression on the explosion sound
Added lots and lots and lots more stuff
Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission
Added some ambient sounds
Also another song
Missions list in pause menu
Go forth and test... not long now!!
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26 Feb 2018Developer post
Beta update 26 Feb
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release: Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc Farm animals Added a mission for the fire station Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times Animations for sco
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support.
Updates in this release:

Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc
Farm animals
Added a mission for the fire station
Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times
Animations for scoring and mission text
Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability
Hit noise less annoying
Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes
Dutch translation
NOTE: At the time of build the spawn point was set to a not very interesting location. Sorry about that.
Original post
26 Feb 2018Developer post
Beta update 26 Feb
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release: Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc Farm animals Added a mission for the fire station Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times Animations for sco
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support.
Updates in this release:

Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc
Farm animals
Added a mission for the fire station
Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times
Animations for scoring and mission text
Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability
Hit noise less annoying
Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes
Dutch translation
NOTE: At the time of build the spawn point was set to a not very interesting location. Sorry about that.
Original post
21 Feb 2018Developer post
Beta update 21 Feb
Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta. You can now drive through fences Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines Added a stats screen, and also a help screen You can now change quality and resolution in-game Rebuild oc
Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta.

You can now drive through fences
Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines
Added a stats screen, and also a help screen
You can now change quality and resolution in-game
Rebuild occlusion; should fix objects which disappear
More dances
Various bug fixes
Thank you to everyone for their feedback, it's been really helpful. In case you forgot, send to [email protected]
Feel free to post photos and videos on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, etc
Original post
21 Feb 2018Developer post
Beta update 21 Feb
Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta. You can now drive through fences Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines Added a stats screen, and also a help screen You can now change quality and resolution in-game Rebuild oc
Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta.

You can now drive through fences
Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines
Added a stats screen, and also a help screen
You can now change quality and resolution in-game
Rebuild occlusion; should fix objects which disappear
More dances
Various bug fixes
Thank you to everyone for their feedback, it's been really helpful. In case you forgot, send to [email protected]
Feel free to post photos and videos on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, etc
Original post
03 Feb 2018Developer post
We're now live on Steam!
Toddler Simulator is now live on Steam! Get ready for the most exciting Toddler action you've ever experienced! Coming soon, early March 2018 What can you do on Toddler Simulator? Heaps of things! Smash stuff, destroy stuff, drive cars, complete missions, explore the world, earn
03 Feb 2018Developer post
We're now live on Steam!
Toddler Simulator is now live on Steam! Get ready for the most exciting Toddler action you've ever experienced! Coming soon, early March 2018 What can you do on Toddler Simulator? Heaps of things! Smash stuff, destroy stuff, drive cars, complete missions, explore the world, earn

Toddler Simulator

Updates & announcements

Please File Accurately

Introducing our newest title Please File Accurately coming in Late January 2027.

Play it your way

Heaps of chaos

Wishlist now!

Toddler Simulator works with Steam Deck

Christmas update

It's CHRISTMAS UPDATE time

New update just released

Car updates

Adult updates

Customize changes

Other fixes

Price drop now $3.99 USD

We're now available for purchase

We're now available for purchase

Beta update 3 Mar

Beta update 3 Mar

Beta update 2 Mar

Beta update 2 Mar

Beta update 26 Feb

Beta update 26 Feb

Beta update 21 Feb

Beta update 21 Feb

We're now live on Steam!

We're now live on Steam!