Developer posts and news about this game.
Where have you been? I have struggled with this post for over a year now. This update is LONG overdue. Our game has some of the best fans and followers - seriously, how long have you been following us patiently? Some of you have even birthed tiny new gamers. Was that your plan al
"I woke up in terror from a horrible nightmare. I stepped outside to compose myself and realized… everyone in the village had woken up. Everyone." -- Baon, Village Merchant Finally an update. It was about time! He nodded as a flurry of regrets flooded his- No! Stop typing novels.
He was pacing up and down a dark room, the only light coming from a computer monitor. On it, a blinking cursor felt like a ticking clock . Judge and jury. He knew he had messed up. “How did this happen?” he thought. “When did time disappear?” . Outside they were celebrating the t
Hello friends! For the first time ever, a monthly update that's actually one month later. It feels so weird... are we becoming professionals? Should I be worried? Finally, a timely update. So what's new? As I mentioned on the last update, we focused our work on the first couple o
Okay, not on a monthly schedule yet but we're getting closer! I survived moving to a new house, I survived a spectacularly crazy heatwave (global warming is a myth) and I'm back with my team, creating this wondrous universe. What have you been up to? Up until now we were working
This post feels like proof of life. Still alive folks! Alive and working on the game, making it more awesome every single day! Your new year's resolution was "monthly updates"… And it's been 6 months without one. I know. It was the end of the year and… everything seemed possible.
Hello dear fan! I know you have questions. Let’s get the most obvious thing out of the way: Τhe game is NOT canceled . We’re still working on it exclusively and full time . And yes, we are as shocked as you that we haven’t finished the game yet! ːsteamsadː But why the delay? Was
Hello GameWalkers, Lets start with the obvious. We won't make our 2019 release goal. Which I think you've guessed by now, but still makes me feel like a bad Santa. You wanted a game? Here's a delay! ːwinter2019sadyulː I know it sucks. I can't sugar-coat it... but I'll try. Lets t
Hello incredible fan! Here's another update for you - proof that we're busy working and not vacating somewhere tropical. Because who cares about Fiji when you can develop games in a basement! Okay, okay - what have you clowns been up to? Lots of stuff. Like, all of them. All teh
What a glorious morning! It's been raining non-stop, creating the perfect mood for epic world building! But it's time I take a break and let you amazing people know what we've been up to. World Building Apocalypse Cow has not one, not four but three absolutely distinct worlds to
The night was brighter than usual. The clock struck midnight and the crowd erupted. Amidst the celebrations for this glorious new year, a pale creature known as game developer stood apart. Hand on his keyboard, he whispered: "I swear to write more blog posts this year!". So here
You might be wondering what's going on. Despite popular belief, we are not at the Bahamas drinking Cosmopolitan manly beers. We weren't abducted by aliens (although that would REALLY help our PR efforts). We're still working on Apocalypse Cow full time, pedal to the floor. So why
Watch video on YouTube (opens in a new tab) Its main villain is a cybernetic cow and its protagonist is a young girl with hair like blue taffy, yet Apocalypse Cow bills itself as a "cinematic" game. I can't say I got that impression when I played a bit of it at GDC, but I do agre
Hi GameWalker! We can't deny it. Penny is a little crazy. She's a short tempered badass that will smoke your butt if you look at her funny. But that's not all that defines her! When she doesn't rain terror and destruction, her favorite passtime is cosplaying! Cosplay in Apocalyps
Hi GameWalker! We can't deny it. Penny is a little crazy. She's a short tempered badass that will smoke your butt if you look at her funny. But that's not all that defines her! When she doesn't rain terror and destruction, her favorite passtime is cosplaying! Cosplay in Apocalyps