Behold the Kickmen

Size Five Games

Released
Jul 20, 2017
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BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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  1. Developer post

    EARTH MUST DIE, a new game from Size Five!

    HEY NO WAY good news everyone. A new game! Are you ready to take on Earth and reclaim your sprawling space-empire? I’m delighted to announce that my next game EARTH MUST DIE is headed to Steam on January 27th! You’ll pilot Vvalak Lizardtongue through a myriad of point and click p

  2. Developer post

    Lair of the Clockwork God: OUT NOW!

    I am delighted to announce that Size Five's newest game ' Lair of the Clockwork God ' is OUT NOW. A fast-paced Point-and-Click adventure AND an indie platfomer in one! Join adventurer Ben and wannabe indie darling Dan in a race against time to stop all the Apocalypses. LAIR OF TH

  3. Developer post

    v1.050 now live! Menu Controller Support, Gameplay Tweaks AND MORE

    HELLO there's patch notes for v1.050 below. It's been a long time coming (like, a week?) because adding in the controller support for menus took a while because it was boring . I've taken the time to address much of the more negative feedback, and hopefully this build addresses a