David Kilmer · Deuteranopia
Posted a new Windows build that doesn't use the Microsoft C Runtime. The old saying is true: The Microsoft runtime is never a fun time.
Posted a new Windows build that doesn't use the Microsoft C Runtime. The old saying is true: The Microsoft runtime is never a fun time.
Posted a new Windows build that doesn't use the Microsoft C Runtime. The old saying is true: The Microsoft runtime is never a fun time.
Posted a new Windows build that doesn't use the Microsoft C Runtime. The old saying is true: The Microsoft runtime is never a fun time.
We had a couple of issues with things disappearing when the framerate ratcheted down. These should be fixed in the newest build.
We had a couple of issues with things disappearing when the framerate ratcheted down. These should be fixed in the newest build.
We had a couple of issues with things disappearing when the framerate ratcheted down. These should be fixed in the newest build.
We had a couple of issues with things disappearing when the framerate ratcheted down. These should be fixed in the newest build.
Is it really a remake of a 20-year-old game? Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may
Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may have encountered Reproduction Man. Back then, little computer gnomes had to paint each pixel on the screen by hand. I've rebuilt the game from the ground up using modern technology. Proceeds from the game will help me settle a lawsuit brought by angry, unemployed gnomes.
So old that when I was a kid, all reproduction was prokaryotic.
Yes
None of engines. Reproduction Man was lovingly hand-coded from scratch, using only the finest organically programmed ingredients and free-range electrons (and SDL2 for cross-platform hardware-based rendering).
Sure - science would have us believe that there is not really a little purple blob-like character tunneling around in people's uteri helping hapless sperm reach their destinations. But if that's the case, then how do babies get made? I think scientists are seriously underestimating how utterly bone-stupid sperm are. Teach the controversy!
This is going to vary a lot depending on your puzzle-solving skills. My best estimate is half the time it took you to finish Snakebird.
There are a few arcade elements (things can fall on your head and kill you), but it's a puzzle game through and through. It's difficult enough that you'll be questioning the appropriateness of the "casual" tag by the time you're done.
You are a person of discernment and taste. It was inspired in part by Boulderdash, which was one of my favorite games on the C64.
We reached out to Mr. White via a Ouija board, but he sadly declined to be involved in the project, painstakingly spelling out the words: "Son you don't understand looooooove." Several hours later, he cryptically added, "Oooooh baaaaby".
Is it really a remake of a 20-year-old game? Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may
Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may have encountered Reproduction Man. Back then, little computer gnomes had to paint each pixel on the screen by hand. I've rebuilt the game from the ground up using modern technology. Proceeds from the game will help me settle a lawsuit brought by angry, unemployed gnomes.
So old that when I was a kid, all reproduction was prokaryotic.
Yes
None of engines. Reproduction Man was lovingly hand-coded from scratch, using only the finest organically programmed ingredients and free-range electrons (and SDL2 for cross-platform hardware-based rendering).
Sure - science would have us believe that there is not really a little purple blob-like character tunneling around in people's uteri helping hapless sperm reach their destinations. But if that's the case, then how do babies get made? I think scientists are seriously underestimating how utterly bone-stupid sperm are. Teach the controversy!
This is going to vary a lot depending on your puzzle-solving skills. My best estimate is half the time it took you to finish Snakebird.
There are a few arcade elements (things can fall on your head and kill you), but it's a puzzle game through and through. It's difficult enough that you'll be questioning the appropriateness of the "casual" tag by the time you're done.
You are a person of discernment and taste. It was inspired in part by Boulderdash, which was one of my favorite games on the C64.
We reached out to Mr. White via a Ouija board, but he sadly declined to be involved in the project, painstakingly spelling out the words: "Son you don't understand looooooove." Several hours later, he cryptically added, "Oooooh baaaaby".