Smack Your Balls

Recorded Steam activity

GaugeDB’s latest recorded Steam player count for Smack Your Balls is 0 concurrent players (30 Oct 2026, 05:25). Its recorded 24-hour peak is 0 players. The highest count in GaugeDB’s collected history is 0 concurrent players on 30 Oct 2026.

Concurrent Steam players, not daily or monthly active users. Console and other launchers are excluded. Peaks cover GaugeDB’s recorded history.

Smack Your Balls is a physics-based casual care and score-attack game where you cool, dry, groom, powder, and maintain a reactive ballsack. Master localized care tools, manage changing conditions, survive Sack Attack events, chase high scores, and unlock increasingly questionable equipment.

Steam store description