Genital Jousting has a rich history with the fine folks at A MAZE. Berlin. With that in mind we're joining the party again this year with a big discount as part of the legendary annual arthouse games and playful media festival. Get involved! #AMaze2024
Genital Jousting has a rich history with the fine folks at A MAZE. Berlin.
With that in mind we're joining the party again this year with a big discount as part of the legendary annual arthouse games and playful media festival.
The milestone we've all been waiting for has been reached and on our 3rd Birthday, no less. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion with a once in a generation discount of 90% off and the nicest price around. Now, we press on for 6,969 Steam reviews.
The milestone we've all been waiting for has been reached and on our 3rd Birthday, no less. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion with a once in a generation discount of 90% off and the nicest price around.
Genital Jousting has sold 354,139 copies so far. Which is a lot of penises. When it launched in Early Access in late 2016, Genital Jousting became a viral sensation—Gang Beasts with wangs. Seemingly everybody on YouTube made a video about, even us . Doing the rounds on social med
Genital Jousting has sold 354,139 copies so far. Which is a lot of penises.
When it launched in Early Access in late 2016, Genital Jousting became a viral sensation—Gang Beasts with wangs. Seemingly everybody on YouTube made a video about, even us. Doing the rounds on social media paid off when Steam sales came round.
"A lot of the sales did come in Early Access," says creative director Evan Greenwood, "and a lot of that was during things like the Christmas sale which Steam included us in and things like that. I think there might have been a Valentine's bump."
"We did a big Valentine's Day special," confirms programmer Robbie Fraser. "We wanted to do a two-for-one package and Steam wouldn't give it to us. We ended up doing 50% off instead, which is not quite the same thing."
Success wasn't a sure thing for Genital Jousting. After wrapping up work on Broforce, Free Lives reached out to Valve to make sure that a game about penises that have buttholes would be acceptable for their platform. Though one of Valve's reps confirmed it would, they remained cautious at first.
"Initially Steam did not promote it in certain places because of its adult nature," says Greenwood. "They were waiting for some sort of backlash, they weren't sure what would happen themselves. They didn't receive a backlash and the game maybe was better than they expected, it received relatively good reviews, that kind of thing. The Steam user reviews people were happy, they weren't up in arms saying, 'This is a pile of garbage'. And so Steam kind of made it up to us by including us in Christmas sales and that kind of thing."
For about a year during Genital Jousting's time in Early Access, Free Lives went dark. They were working on something special for the final launch—a singleplayer mode for their silly-physics party game, an ambitious linear narrative that took its fumblecore mechanics and used them to tell a story about modern manhood. It was an unexpected addition, to say the least. At the time I compared it to The Stanley Parable, only you're a penis. But even with that major addition appearing out of nowhere Genital Jousting's final release didn't equal the success it enjoyed during Early Access.
"We assumed it would have another round of virality," says Fraser, "and be like a whole 'nother new thing that people hadn't seen and it could be as big as like the first time they saw anything about Genital Jousting."
"So that didn't happen," adds Greenwood, "and it actually went the way that anyone with some business sense and a head on their shoulders would have expected, which was it performed about as well as the initial launch."
He's quick to add that they don't consider this a failure. Adding a singleplayer story to their game may not have doubled its already impressive sales, but that's not the only measure of its worth. "We're really proud of it and we've had a lot of really strong, positive response," Greenwood says. "I think people are playing it but it's kind of hard to tell. It doesn't YouTube the same way and it can't be on Twitch."
Genital Jousting is among the games banned from Twitch due to its sexual content, and while it's still allowed on YouTube, it's become less visible there thanks to changes in their algorithm. "It hasn't had the same virality as we experienced the first time. We don't know how much of that is because of increased strictness on YouTube's part. Delisting videos for any kind of sexual content was a thing that had started almost before two weeks before the final launch of Genital Jousting and we don't know how much effect that had, if any."
Releasing the Early Access version of their game when they did was a fortuitous bit of timing, giving it a chance at spreading across the internet it wouldn't have if they'd done it today. As for what's next, they describe Free Lives as being in an experimental mode at the moment, working on various prototypes as well as continuing work on Gorn, their VR gladiator game. "Gorn's continuing," says Greenwood. "There may be an update to Broforce. We're seeing if we still enjoy making bits of Broforce, maybe a bit more of a taste for it after a narrative experience. Maybe some dumb action, maybe that would be enjoyable."
The old quote is wrong: neither death nor taxes are, it seems to me, as terrifyingly certain as the Steam Summer Sale . Yes, once more we can add to the heap that is our backlog by buying games for, what, five quid, on average? But there are so many to choose from that it’s easy
The old quote is wrong: neither death nor taxes are, it seems to me, as terrifyingly certain as the Steam Summer Sale. Yes, once more we can add to the heap that is our backlog by buying games for, what, five quid, on average? But there are so many to choose from that it’s easy to get flustered, so who better than the staff of RPS to hand-pick the best ones for your consideration (rhetorical question; do not answer)?
Check out the full list below for a mix of games that should suit all pockets and tastes.
We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience. In this update: - MAC BUILD! - Press "x" to poop (when stomach is full) - Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your a
We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience.
In this update:
- MAC BUILD! - Press "x" to poop (when stomach is full) - Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your anus in Story Mode - Date night dogs are less intense - Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees - Better saw blades - 28 Achievements that actually work! - Narration subtitles for Story Mode - Added Free Lives and Devolver logos to the game...finally…(sorry Devolver) - More decoration and polish in some Story Mode scenes - Numerous stability fixes to Story Mode - Fixed credits text
You know what Genital Jousting is, yeah? It's the multiplayer game where everyone looks like a wobbling penis graffiti drawn by a 10-year-old boy . Those penises also have buttholes, and these weird dickbutt things chase each other around a variety of different multiplayer modes.
And with the full release, it gained a single-player story mode. Which was not something people were crying out for. If there was suddenly a single-player story mode in Vermintide, I'd be excited. Overwatch, yeah, why not. The game about cartoon wangs, though?
What's even stranger is that it's good.
You are John, an ordinary penis who works in an office and worries about his approaching high school reunion. You play through his stress dreams and work life and the dates he goes on, all using the deliberately clumsy controls of Genital Jousting. You might be late for work and trying to get to your desk unnoticed or ask out Barbara in the middle of a meeting, and at some point your testicles are going to get in the way, the physics will go haywire and a fire extinguisher and a cactus will probably fall on someone.
One of the first things you do in the tutorial is eat an apple with your butt
These events are narrated by a toffee-voiced lady in the most arch way imaginable, and if the chaos of struggling to get through normal situations while being a penis is like a NSFW reinterpretation of Octodad, the narrative elements are more like The Stanley Parable with dick jokes. Sometimes all you're doing is walking down a hallway—well, wriggling down a hallway, leaving a trail of damp residue that's the most disgusting thing in a pretty gross game—while being told about John's existential struggles.
When John does experience temporary triumph it's punctuated by an underwhelming burst of confetti spurting out of him.
All this takes place in a world where everyone's a wang, men and women both, and where those wangs have butts that are also apparently their mouths. One of the first things you do in the tutorial is eat an apple with your butt, and after that you have to brush your teeth by jamming a toothbrush up there. I don't know if anyone's thought through the fine details of this schlong-based alternate reality and how it came to be this way; "does Genital Jousting have lore" is not something I thought I'd find myself Googling today.
Anyway, the whole thing can be wrapped up in under two hours and you will probably laugh more than once in that time. I wouldn't rush to buy Genital Jousting just for this, and even the online stuff is only worth it at peak times when the servers are full, but while the real attraction of Genital Jousting is obviously playing with your friends it's nice that there's a way to experience being a penis on your own.
(There's a bit at the end where you simultaneously control your best friend Sam, who is green, well-adjusted, and uncircumcised, and you might need a friend for that, but I managed to get through it steering both of them at once.)
Genital Jousting is available now on Steam. If you want to know what its creators were thinking, there's a surprisingly thoughtful FAQ just for that.
Everyone loves a good dick joke, but Broforce studio Free Lives’ Genital Jousting is something else. It’s bizarrely visceral and meaty in a way that comedy schlongs rarely are. It feels a world away from the twirling phalluses of Mount Your Friends , with meat slapping against me
Everyone loves a good dick joke, but Broforce studio Free Lives’ Genital Jousting is something else. It’s bizarrely visceral and meaty in a way that comedy schlongs rarely are. It feels a world away from the twirling phalluses of Mount Your Friends, with meat slapping against meat with uncanny gusto, accompanied by some quite unsettling Foley work.
Free Lives realize this, to some degree, and have attempted to put fears to rest and defuse some difficult questions with an extensive Q&A. It’s a complex, thorny thing and one I’m not especially willing to deep-dive into. What’s less complex is that the game has left early access and properly launched, including a solo story mode, as unusual as that sounds.
Genital Jousting, developer Free Lives' delightfully puerile multiplayer cock-'em-up, has finally released on PC after 14 months in Early Access development. For those unfamiliar with Genital Jousting, it's described as an "online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid pe
Genital Jousting, developer Free Lives' delightfully puerile multiplayer cock-'em-up, has finally released on PC after 14 months in Early Access development.
For those unfamiliar with Genital Jousting, it's described as an "online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses". Consider yourself warned.
Last time I spent a few happy hours Genital Jousting, the focus was undoubtedly on its hilariously raucous Classic and Party modes. Here, up to eight human-controlled wangs can battle it out across a surprisingly diverse range of maps and mini-games (with names like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up) for ultimate sausage supremacy, usually by frantically attempting to consensually penetrate their peers.
Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends.
Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends.
Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends.
Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends.
Genital Jousting , the "multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses", will release out of Early Access on January 18. That's good news if you're into amusing party games, and it's also good news if you're into video games about genitals. But it's even better ne
Genital Jousting, the "multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses", will release out of Early Access on January 18. That's good news if you're into amusing party games, and it's also good news if you're into video games about genitals. But it's even better news for Australians who have longed to play this dick-oriented video game, because it'll finally become available there.
You see, back when the game launched on Steam in 2016, publisher Devolver Digital announced that it wouldn't bother submitting the game to Australia's notoriously finicky classification board. As someone who lives in Australia and has witnessed the whims of that board firsthand, I'm pretty sure the game wouldn't have had a problem getting a rating. But given Devolver's experience with Hotline Miami 2, they're probably wary of wasting time and money with the organisation.
But they've gone and done it anyway, which is good, because now you no longer need to break the law to play the penis combat sim in Australia. The publisher made the announcement on Twitter earlier today, accompanied by a nice animated gif of penises fighting in a blow up pool. It's worth keeping in mind also, that once it launches out of Early Access tomorrow, it'll get a price increase.
Is Genital Jousting worth playing? All reports point to yes, though I haven't done so yet. Here's a nice video of the PC Gamer team playing it back in 2016.
FULL RELEASE DATE! Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated sing
FULL RELEASE DATE!
Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January!
Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action.
At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we've put into it.
You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick.
THE (FULLY NARRATED) SINGLE PLAYER STORY MODE
Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion.
He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.
GENITAL JOUSTING PLUSHIE!
Wrap your hands around the new Genital Jousting plush with squirty sfx and a STEAM CODE for the game ahead of the launch for $30!
10% OFF at checkout until Official Game Launch on January 18th!!
The perfect gift for any situation. Halloween, Burning Man, Mother's Day, Team Building Exercises, Retrenchments, First Dates, Divorces. Any situation!
FULL RELEASE DATE! Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated sing
FULL RELEASE DATE!
Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January!
Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action.
At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we've put into it.
You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick.
THE (FULLY NARRATED) SINGLE PLAYER STORY MODE
Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion.
He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.
GENITAL JOUSTING PLUSHIE!
Wrap your hands around the new Genital Jousting plush with squirty sfx and a STEAM CODE for the game ahead of the launch for $30!
10% OFF at checkout until Official Game Launch on January 18th!!
The perfect gift for any situation. Halloween, Burning Man, Mother's Day, Team Building Exercises, Retrenchments, First Dates, Divorces. Any situation!
For the uninitiated: Genital Jousting is a party game about inserting cartoon penises into cartoon buttholes (on the cartoon penises) and occasionally some other things. With that out of the way, onto the news: Genital Jousting is leaving Steam Early Access and officially launchi
For the uninitiated: Genital Jousting is a party game about inserting cartoon penises into cartoon buttholes (on the cartoon penises) and occasionally some other things. With that out of the way, onto the news: Genital Jousting is leaving Steam Early Access and officially launching on Thursday, January 18, publisher Devolver Digital announced today.
While the game's Steam page still says "there are no current plans to change the price" after Early Access, Devolver Digital confirmed in their tweet that "the price will go up." At the time of writing, Genital Jousting is $5.
We got our first look at Genital Jousting in late 2016 when Tim, Bo and Tom gave its party mode the old college try and found it surprisingly involved. (Genital Jousting developer Free Lives also made the fabulous Broforce, for the record. They know their camp.) It's received significant updates since then, like the Date Night modes released last year, which added the option to walk a wiener dog as a wiener.
Evidently, the full game will include "a new narrative story mode," according to Devolver Digital. I shudder to think.
This year at PAX Australia I was given a wristband with an R18+ rating on it, certifying I am a real adult who is allowed to look at real adult games. Australians campaigned long and hard for 18+ games to be sold here and the system's still not perfect, but I'm glad to see offici
This year at PAX Australia I was given a wristband with an R18+ rating on it, certifying I am a real adult who is allowed to look at real adult games. Australians campaigned long and hard for 18+ games to be sold here and the system's still not perfect, but I'm glad to see official recognition that games aren't just for children. With this wristband I could have lined up to play South Park: The Fractured But Whole over on the show floor, but instead I chose to spend the last day of the con at an 'xxxhibition' of games for adults.
It's a hike from the show floor to the theater building and then up two flights of stairs to room 214, where a sign with an eggplant emoji welcomes visitors to this showcase of sexy games. It's not a place you're likely to stumble across by accident while looking for the Injustice 2 booth.
Compared to most of the con it's a calm and quiet space, illuminated by fairylights and a widescreen monitor where people play Genital Jousting (a game whose publisher chose not to submit it for classification in Australia, and which cannot be sold here) with controllers made from dildoes. In the middle of the room is a kiddie pool full of sextoys and around the walls are stations where you can play The Sims 4 with the WickedWhims mod installed, visual novels about intimacy, some of Robert Yang's games about gay culture, and Luxuria Superbia with another custom controller, this one designed to evoke a vulva complete with "twin-clit controls."
This xxxhibition is curated by the Blushbox Collective, a group dedicated to highlighting games about love and romance as well as sex, and Bar SK, a videogame bar that hosts indie games and whose owner makes custom controllers like the dildo joysticks here. There are no games about building a harem of anime girls, no VR humping simulators. Whether it's laughing at Genital Jousting's wobbly wangs or discussing what to say to someone you wake up beside in visual novel One Night Stand, these games and this environment are designed to foster intimacy rather than boners.
Katie Stegs, one of the co-founders of Blushbox, talked me through the xxxhibition.
PC Gamer: Tell me about Blushbox. How did it start?
Katie Stegs: It started as a collective in the beginning of 2016 and the reason we started was because Kim Allom from Defiant Development wanted to go to Lyst Summit, which is a symposium in Norway about love, sex and romance. She rang me up like, "Have you heard of this? It's really awesome." So we started this collective over here and we raised a bunch of money and went over to this convention. It blew our minds, like, "Wow, this is awesome. There's nothing like this in Australia. We've got to do something for this side of the world." It's so under-represented, under-talked-about.
We have three core tenets: we curate resources, we create events, we prototype games. This is one of our exhibitions—we do love, sex, and romance so anything with a focus on that. This one xxxhibition is obviously about sex and this is the second time that we've run it. We've got a rotation of about 10 games over the weekend and custom controllers. It's about getting people to come into a space where there's a lot of confrontational content in an accessible way that allows them to gain something from it and feel comfortable.
What sort of reactions have you had from people here at PAX?
KS: The best reaction was 15 minutes after we opened this. A person cosplaying as the Shame Nun from Game of Thrones showed up, and shamed every single one with this big bell, like "Shame! Shame!" And I heard someone walk past and go, "Jesus, what's in there?"
A lot of people have said to me, "This is the most relaxing space in PAX, it's a real oasis." It gets busy, it kind of ebbs and flows, which is nice. Just hearing people play games like this one [Luxuria Superbia], which if you didn't have the vagina controller it's not immediately obvious what it is, playing together and talking about these things. We wanted to have games that focus really strongly on a theme and I think all the games that I've selected for this do that.
Tell me about some of these games.
KS: That's a Robert Yang station and that's a visual novel station. We have three games rotating on those. The one over in the corner, One Night Stand, is by Kinmoku. It's a story about a person waking up after a one night stand and it's about choices that you make. Are you gonna go home or are you gonna speak to the person? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna get their number? The awkwardness—it's up to you really if it's an awkward encounter but it's exploring that idea of sex with a stranger and intimacy with a stranger or someone you don't really know. What do you do? How does that feel? It's really interesting to me because I think sex is often talked about so biologically. This game explores the emotional side of it much more. It's really awesome.
If you've got something as simple as a dick you know what to do with it. You've just got to grab it and move it. That's how it works!
Katie Stegs
Luxuria Superbia by Tale of Tales, it's about female pleasure. It's like a very slow, deliberate racing game I suppose you would say. You're trying to make these little petals bloom to climax, it gives you hints and feedback along the way.
At the Robert Yang station we've got recent, controversial indie hit The Tearoom. You would have seen probably a bunch of articles on that.
Yep.
KS: That is actually super interesting. It's very complicated. It's about a topic called 'cruising.' Robert does a lot of work with interactives on homoeroticism, so his work explores those themes. This one is a historical look at what cruising was. In that game you're in a public bathroom and you have to cruise for guys and meet them without getting caught by the cops. If you don't know anything about the practice or history of that it might sound like a very crude game, but it was a process a lot of gay people had to go through back then because it was very frowned upon to be gay and it was one of the only ways to meet people and get your rocks off, I guess. Really interesting that he made that as a short historical work.
And then classic Genital Jousting, by South African developers Free Lives. My friend who I met at that conference in Norway made it, his name's Richard [Pieterse]. He's coming to speak at the Heartbeat symposium that we're doing in January and he's going to be speaking about why he actually made this game. It's had a lot of controversy around it, it's all about penetration and being penetrated, but it's not necessarily about pleasure or the penis as a power symbol. It's more about the funniness of it.
They are very silly penises.
KS: They are very silly penises! And we don't often see penises represented in this context. It's usually a symbol of power, of dominance or aggression. This is the opposite of that. He made this dick joke.
Is that why the dildo controllers are a good match for it?
KS: The dildo controllers are made by Louis Roots, this exhibition is put on in collaboration with his Bar SK. Louis makes these custom controllers, Louis's whole tenet is about bringing accessibility to games for people who don't identify as gamers. He broaches these topics that are sometimes heady, or silly, or gamey and he tries to find a way for people to talk about and interact with it. A lot of people find traditional controllers too gamey. To people who aren't traditional gamers they can be quite confronting. If you've got something as simple as a dick you know what to do with it. You've just got to grab it and move it. That's how it works! It's a lot more accessible for people. It's also a talking point. It'll get people to sit down and play something because it's so different and out there. It might start a conversation or at least be a bit of laugh.
What are your plans for Blushbox?
KS: My plans for Blushbox are essentially to become a community resource for developers interested in intimacy, love, sex, romance games. I would really like it to be a self-sustaining community of people who collate these resources and investigate these themes and host their own events. There just isn't really that much information about it. It doesn't have to be a taboo topic. A lot of people think it's porny, but it's not porny. As you can see with these games there's some really interesting things being discussed.
What do you hope people take away from this exhibition?
KS: I want people to leave here having experienced a game that they never ever have seen... I think that games are often infantilized and seen as childlike, but they definitely don't have to be. There's a lot of content out there for more mature viewers. I really want them to play these games and have fun, obviously that's the core thing that people want to get out of a game, so come away learning something new, having thought about things in a different way. And I think these games are all really thought-provoking.
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for g
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs.
The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated!
We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game.
WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!!
THIRD PRIZE: $250 Congratulations Roman Dubina!
SECOND PRIZE: $500 Congratulations Simone le Roux!
GRAND PRIZE WINNER: $1000 Congratulations Luke Horowitz!
"STEAM TRADING CARD" CATEGORY PRIZES: $50 Ben Brown Cael Fernando Saraiva Pinheiro Christian Duganitz Nathália Belzunces Bernardelli Lucas Fernando Lima Bastos Kirsten-Lee Naidoo Gustavo de Assis Bringel Vyacheslav Bardachevskiy Denilson Tomoyuki Sato Amaury Allaire. Rohun Ranjith Matthias Nees Pedro Duarte Damasceno Pereira Patricio Clemente Dantas de Oliveira Clarice Elliott Lily Carroll Ben Crooks Vinders Linsey Doyon
CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!
WHAT WE'VE BEEN UP TO...
It's been a little while since our last Early Access Update (Wet Hot Summer Update 30 May). We are working ever so hard on a major final installment to the Genital Jousting experience, and we can't wait to share it with you! We want to keep it as much of a surprise as we can...but in the meantime, here's a sneak peek at what's in store to whet your appetite:
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for g
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs.
The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated!
We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game.
WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!!
THIRD PRIZE: $250 Congratulations Roman Dubina!
SECOND PRIZE: $500 Congratulations Simone le Roux!
GRAND PRIZE WINNER: $1000 Congratulations Luke Horowitz!
"STEAM TRADING CARD" CATEGORY PRIZES: $50 Ben Brown Cael Fernando Saraiva Pinheiro Christian Duganitz Nathália Belzunces Bernardelli Lucas Fernando Lima Bastos Kirsten-Lee Naidoo Gustavo de Assis Bringel Vyacheslav Bardachevskiy Denilson Tomoyuki Sato Amaury Allaire. Rohun Ranjith Matthias Nees Pedro Duarte Damasceno Pereira Patricio Clemente Dantas de Oliveira Clarice Elliott Lily Carroll Ben Crooks Vinders Linsey Doyon
CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!
WHAT WE'VE BEEN UP TO...
It's been a little while since our last Early Access Update (Wet Hot Summer Update 30 May). We are working ever so hard on a major final installment to the Genital Jousting experience, and we can't wait to share it with you! We want to keep it as much of a surprise as we can...but in the meantime, here's a sneak peek at what's in store to whet your appetite:
The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wa
The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped and Spa Day!
WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!
FAN ART COMPETITION!
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by nearly 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing!
“Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecasts and expectations which, if we’re being honest, were all at zero,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “But like my grandmother always said, people love them some penises and buttholes.”
We are celebrating this milestone with a GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART CONTEST!. For longtime fans and curious newcomers alike, you have until the end of July to submit us your phallic masterpieces of original fan art! Cash prizes to be won - check out the competition page for full details.
Artwork by Ben Voldman
PATCHES
We put out a patch for you guys a few weeks ago, fixing some bugs, and probably adding more.
We were finally able to solve the penis de-materialization in Sportsball, so it's back in Party Mode!
We also made Date Night a more classy experience, with a much reduced chance of your date disappearing on you half way through bowling. *May not apply in real life.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
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