Messiah Simulator

Recorded Steam activity

GaugeDB’s latest recorded Steam player count for Messiah Simulator is 0 concurrent players (20 Oct 2026, 22:30). Its recorded 24-hour peak is 0 players. The highest count in GaugeDB’s collected history is 0 concurrent players on 20 Oct 2026.

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A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

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