Future? No Thanks!

Recorded Steam activity

GaugeDB’s latest recorded Steam player count for Future? No Thanks! is 1 concurrent players (24 Oct 2026, 05:30). Its recorded 24-hour peak is 3 players. The highest count in GaugeDB’s collected history is 6 concurrent players on 15 Oct 2026.

Concurrent Steam players, not daily or monthly active users. Console and other launchers are excluded. Peaks cover GaugeDB’s recorded history.

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. You're old, bitter, and scheduled for euthanasia. Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you.

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