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Your input on the Abduction Update has resulted in extremely useful data for tweaking systems, finding the right balance, and maximizing the fun output. After carefully processing your transmissions, we’ve synthesized this patch that makes your lives as undercover aliens a whole
Greetings, very average Terran gas station owners, A new hotfix has materialized. After the previous one addressed the battery system and F.A.R.T., this one answers a couple of other reports that have kept our alien engineer busy. Here are the patch notes: Fixed objects that were
A priority hotfix is now live, mainly including changes to and fixes for the battery system and F.A.R.T. that were introduced with the Abduction Update. Here are the patch notes: Batteries have been removed from man-made automation upgrades: self-service gas pump and self-scan re
We are sorry for any trouble caused by the Abduction Update and understand your frustrations. Based on your input, a hotfix is in the making to resolve issues regarding the Battery System and the restocking robot (F.A.R.T.). The hotfix will include these major changes: Removal of
Greetings, kidnappers from outta space! The new update has just beamed down for you to finally beam up some volunteer-ish humans. We promise, we’re just... borrowing them. More on that in a bit. For this update, we introduced community playtests and they have been a great success
Calling all glow heads, Your efforts have paid off! Alien HQ is finally convinced that you will able to handle the next grade of alien tech very well: abductions! This means that it's almost time to brain hack those humans and charge the tractor beam for an involuntary trip to th
Calling all operators with maximum curiosity levels, Alien HQ requires your assistance! The Abduction Update is about to materialize its beta version, which needs thorough testing. Naturally, Alien HQ has put the Quality Assurance department on this, but nothing is more valuable
Greetings, friends of Shlorp! Here’s a brief transmission about what’s new at Alien HQ including the latest previews, playtests, and feature explanations. Discover what will be coming next with the Abduction Update this summer and get ready for increased levels of excitement! Com
Greetings, fellow "human" gas station owners! Welcome to the very first edition of The Goopletter: your exclusive news transmission by Alien HQ (known on Earth as the Devs at Cybernetic Walrus)! Beaming in from deep space right into your home, it informs you about the latest deve
Alien HQ thanks you for your stellar feedback on the latest update! Your kind words and detailed anomaly reports helped us identify and fix a number of issues. Here is a list of all the fixes: Box-Box transfer is back babyyyyyyy Boxes fall under the floor less often. This is not
Hey Goopers, We fixed an issue where the client was unable to attach the pump to the car Happy Goopin'!
Welcome to next level gas station chaos! Alien HQ has upgraded its invasion protocols with everything being slightly more alien , slightly more sim -heavy, and significantly more fun ! With over 730K copies sold so far, this mission has been a great success already! And it would
Attention, researchers in disguise! What started as a perfectly ordinary undercover mission involving Boneless Bananas and “totally normal human behavior” is about to escalate beyond parameters with next week’s update : expect bizarre new alien technology, more sim elements, and
Happy Wester ... Easter, fellow undercover operators! Based on recently decrypted signals, we understand that humans enjoy being exposed to colorful ovum units (“Easter eggs”) and cranial appendages resembling bipedal mammals (“bunny ears”) during this time of the year. However,
Hello Goopers! We know that the previous bug sweep left out a few stragglers. Thanks to your reports, we’ve found the root causes of many and wiped them out. The eradication efforts of this hotfix include the following: Fixed an issue where the shop would be unusable with a contr
Hello Goopers! Your feedback was received, your player logs cherished and your patience deeply appreciated by command. Here are the bugs that got zapped: - Fixed an issue where the client has everything highlighted in green and can't interact with the screen - Fixing this issue l
Hello goopers, - Fixed an issue where it was impossible to drop tools after interacting with the alien screen Sorry for the troubles!
Unacceptable levels of weirdness in the latest version of the game have been identified and neutralized. Thanks to everyone for staying patient and helping us troubleshoot this! The following has been corrected with the hotfix: Fixed an issue where the cleaning robot would spawn
Hello Goopers! Small hotfix to make sure NPCs don't get stuck at their cars! Hope you enjoy!
Your intergalactic espionage mission is kicking into overdrive... And as every lifeform knows, efficiency is key! Let’s buckle up for automation! This means less chores, higher sales, and more time to run extremely invasive human research. Watching so many of you play Roadside Re