PATCH 67
I have fixed some control issues. Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.
I have fixed some control issues.
Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.
Jesus Christ Simulator
- Released
- May 31, 2024
- Platforms
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Updates & announcements
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MOGGING UPDATE
Jesus can now mog demons.
Original postJesus can now mog demons.
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MAJOR UPDATE 2026.1
I have been unable to code updates for this game for the past year, as my old computer basically exploded. But I'm back! Thank you for the continued support! You guys are amazing... MAJOR UPDATES include: New powers more optimization better flight mechanics new ways to kill demon
Original postI have been unable to code updates for this game for the past year, as my old computer basically exploded.
But I'm back! Thank you for the continued support! You guys are amazing...
MAJOR UPDATES include:
- New powers
- more optimization
- better flight mechanics
- new ways to kill demons
- new satisfying ways to send people to heaven by turning them to dust
- Updated Heaven (still not complete but more fun)
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PATCH 10 - Optimization
A lot of people are unfortunately unable to play the game because of the hardware requirements. So I have removed over 700,000 additional polygons from the rendering process, and made all NPCs low-poly characters. I have also created an optimized, smaller map for less powerful PC
Original postA lot of people are unfortunately unable to play the game because of the hardware requirements.
So I have removed over 700,000 additional polygons from the rendering process, and made all NPCs low-poly characters.
I have also created an optimized, smaller map for less powerful PCs, so that people can enjoy the game without owning a full gaming rig.
Thanks for all the amazing feedback, bros.
Hope y'all enjoy!
-Luke
- Developer post
Small Patch-boy 9
Better laser SFX Iron Jesus has a better field of view, and better camera angles.
Original postBetter laser SFX
Iron Jesus has a better field of view, and better camera angles. - Developer post
Small Update
I have eliminated around 4 million polygons from the rendering process, which should make the game run MUCH smoother.
Original postI have eliminated around 4 million polygons from the rendering process, which should make the game run MUCH smoother.
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Large Update
1. The FOV has been fixed, due to popular request from the community. The camera is no longer extremely close to Jesus, and your Field of View is slightly wider (was 90 degrees, now it's 100 degrees). 2. Due to the suggestion from YouTuber 'Masayoshi', stealing from the Bank of G
Original post1. The FOV has been fixed, due to popular request from the community. The camera is no longer extremely close to Jesus, and your Field of View is slightly wider (was 90 degrees, now it's 100 degrees).
2. Due to the suggestion from YouTuber 'Masayoshi', stealing from the Bank of Greed nets you a lot more money.
3. You can now send any civilian to Heaven, at any time. WARNING: this will kill their physical body.
4. Some bug fixes.
Hope you enjoy! Thank you for all the support!
-Luke
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Minor Patch
I have fixed some issues with mech Jesus, turned down the flight speed on Jesus to make him more controllable, and fixed some other various little bugs. Enjoy! -Luke
Original postI have fixed some issues with mech Jesus, turned down the flight speed on Jesus to make him more controllable, and fixed some other various little bugs.
Enjoy!
-Luke
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MAJOR UPDATE - Mech Jesus
You can now play as 'Mech Jesus', a version of Jesus inspired by a certain billionaire made of metal. Mech Jesus uses advanced weaponry rather than Miracles, but his weapons have been gifted to Him by God Himself. Enjoy flying around the city in your jetboots and Metal Suit. (Mec
Original postYou can now play as 'Mech Jesus', a version of Jesus inspired by a certain billionaire made of metal.
Mech Jesus uses advanced weaponry rather than Miracles, but his weapons have been gifted to Him by God Himself.
Enjoy flying around the city in your jetboots and Metal Suit.
(Mech Jesus is still being worked on, this is just a pre-alpha version of him for people to enjoy!)
Thanks for the amazing support, you guys!
-Luke
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Major update 5.6 | New City Events!
1. You can now summon the demon that is possessing a person, and destroy the demon! 2. You can now freeze massive tornados, and smash them into icy pieces. 3. You can help sick civilians, and fly them to the Free Hospital (or drop them by accident) 4. Fire looks much better! 5. N
Original post1. You can now summon the demon that is possessing a person, and destroy the demon!
2. You can now freeze massive tornados, and smash them into icy pieces.
3. You can help sick civilians, and fly them to the Free Hospital (or drop them by accident)
4. Fire looks much better!
5. New civilians! (new faces, clothes, looks)
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Update 5.1.2 (Ice Powers )
You can now use your Heavenly Ice-Breath Powers on Civilians. Freeze them in hilarious ways, then shatter the ice and let them go free! Or leave them there forever. You can also freeze the ocean with your breath. Hope y'all enjoy!
Original postYou can now use your Heavenly Ice-Breath Powers on Civilians.
Freeze them in hilarious ways, then shatter the ice and let them go free! Or leave them there forever.
You can also freeze the ocean with your breath.
Hope y'all enjoy!
- Developer post
MAJOR UPDATE 5.1!!!!
1. You now have Ice powers, as well as customizable lasers! 2. You can freeze Demons and ATMs, and blast them into pieces! And extinguish fires with ice. 3. You can now SMITE people!!! 4. Due to the suggestion from Twitch Streamer 'Tomato', you no longer have to purchase cars for
Original post1. You now have Ice powers, as well as customizable lasers!
2. You can freeze Demons and ATMs, and blast them into pieces! And extinguish fires with ice.
3. You can now SMITE people!!!
4. Due to the suggestion from Twitch Streamer 'Tomato', you no longer have to purchase cars for people. You can make them appear out of a portal for free!
5. Portals to Heaven appear in front of you, and look much better!
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Major Patch 17
UI Elements have been greatly updated, supersonic sound effects have been improved, and several bugs have been fixed. You can now electrocute Planes, and crush civilians with rocks by accident. Enjoy!! -Luke
Original postUI Elements have been greatly updated, supersonic sound effects have been improved, and several bugs have been fixed.
You can now electrocute Planes, and crush civilians with rocks by accident.
Enjoy!!
-Luke
- Developer post
HACKING UPDATE
You can now physically hack into the Student Loan database using real-world hacking commands. A fun little minigame I coded this week. Enjoy! -Luke
Original postYou can now physically hack into the Student Loan database using real-world hacking commands.
A fun little minigame I coded this week.Enjoy!
-Luke - Developer post
Flight Update
The flight has been overhauled, and feels MUCH nicer! Hope you enjoy!
Original postThe flight has been overhauled, and feels MUCH nicer!
Hope you enjoy!
- Developer post
Huge 'FOOD BANK' Update!
Huge update! Another building you can enter, more good deeds you can perform as Jesus! You can now volunteer at the Food Bank and give food to hungry families, just like a real superhero would do. The level is based off the real-life food bank I used to volunteer at. (Still perfe
Original postHuge update!
Another building you can enter, more good deeds you can perform as Jesus!You can now volunteer at the Food Bank and give food to hungry families, just like a real superhero would do.
The level is based off the real-life food bank I used to volunteer at.
(Still perfecting the Food Bank and its mechanics, but it's 99% finished)
Can't believe the support this joke game has gotten!!! Love you guys.
ENJOY!!!!
- Developer post
Bank Robbery Update
This is the alpha build of the Bank Robbery Update. Steal from the rich and give to the poor! Hope you enjoy!!!
Original postThis is the alpha build of the Bank Robbery Update.
Steal from the rich and give to the poor! Hope you enjoy!!!
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'Treasure Chest' update
You can now open demonic treasure chests in hell, and harvest Demon Hearts. I also fixed some bugs, including the floor height bug in Hell. When you are possessing a Demon, and he is electrocuted while being possessed, you now repossess Jesus.
Original postYou can now open demonic treasure chests in hell, and harvest Demon Hearts.
I also fixed some bugs, including the floor height bug in Hell.
When you are possessing a Demon, and he is electrocuted while being possessed, you now repossess Jesus.