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Hello people-who-chose-to-be-trapped-voluntarily, There was a weird bug in my immaculate escape room, where loading a checkpoint sometimes disabled your ability to actually end the game. Which left people stuck with no escape in sight. It was beautiful, in its own way. I am sorry
Hello unpaid interns, After watching even more of you struggle in my escape room, I noticed a few bugs that my employees hadn't fixed yet. Subtitles are now properly synced with voicelines and will always display in proper sequence. The spider buddy is now saved, so it doesn't di
Hello Escape Room Enjoyers, You have probably noticed that my escape room has a lot of music bangers, both ambient and in radios. I am especially proud of that rap, where the rapper says it so succinctly: "Escape! You can't I said!" Brilliant stuff. Anyways, if you want to enjoy
Hello captives, After watching some of you struggle in my perfect escape room, I told my slaves - I mean - my unpaid employees to fix some bugs that were making the experience a bit too spider-like. - All idle voicelines now stop after all have been heard, so repeat voicelines do
Hello playtesters, This wouldn't be a game released in 2025 if it didn't have a day 1 patch. So I made my employees wait with fixing these bugs until AFTER we had released the game. - Fixed lightning strike vfx null reference. - Made spiders during a certain encounter on a boat n
Now, the long wait is over, and your dreams of becoming my eternally-bound escape room captive can finally be fulfilled. After years that were meant to be months of twisted puzzles, dark humor, and handcrafted horror, my cool game is finally live! It is horror. It is comedy. It i
The release date is final! On the day of Halloween, Escapen't will be released for all to enjoy. That's in TWO WEEKS! The 31st of October! My minions - eh, I mean - my employees have finally gotten serious and are fixing the last bugs before release (as in, squashing any damn spi
A carefully curated montage of fools who dared to challenge Escapen’t. Some screamed, some laughed, some… regretted everything. Watch their suffering—I mean, “gameplay highlights.” 📺 Watch here: Also, here's the people involved. Now you know where to go if you want to laugh at t
Escapen't is part of Steam Next Fest 2024! Check out my lackeys trying to escape my perfect escape room. They fail, of course. No one can escape Escapen't. Link to Escapen't Demo:
Escapen't has a trailer! To coincide with this brilliant display of my voice acting skills, I have also decided to update the game. Oh, and you might wonder what happened to the man in the video? Don't worry, he is enjoying Escapen't. As should you. Now I will get myself a good c
The first part of the game got an voice line overhaul because there wasn't enough of my voice in it. It was painful to see how much you struggled with my puzzles without realizing how perfect they are. To remedy this dysfunction I have decided to be more involved so you can get t