Mission: Find the Barn. Objective: Snag That -75%!
Day 112 of the experiment. The subject has gone rogue. Last seen scavenging through an old barn, mumbling something about a toaster from 1986 and “the deal of a lifetime.” 🧠🍞 We’re not sure if this is a side effect of serum X-4 or just good ol’ obsession—but one thing is certai

