MEMORANDUM
TO: All Knights
FROM: Spiral HQ
SUBJECT: Temperature Extremes
Knights, you may have noticed we had a bit of a cold snap recently. The temperature got low enough that we all bundled up and threw snowballs at each other, but not enough to inconvenience anyone. We count that as a win!
However, the cold we experience may not always be the type that simply makes you reach for a warm, spicy beverage. In fact, it may cause your warm, spicy beverage to freeze and shatter on the ground. Best to be prepared.
To that end, Spiral HQ has embarked upon OPERATION GELID. An assortment of items are available to you, including the following:
- Glacial armor and helms
- Glacial accessories
- Arctic Disciple Wings
- Arctic Crown
- Arctic Shackles
- Arctic Pauldrons
- Arctic Rogue Mail
- Arctic Rogue Mask
These items look frozen solid on the outside--for camo reasons, and also because it looks formidable--and they're mighty toasty on the inside. Added bonus: if you do get hit with a snowball, you won't even feel it. The Glacial Prize Box is available to you through January 20, 2015. For the full item list and other details, look here.
SUMMARY:Your body is now ready for extreme inclement weather.
P.S. We don't recommend spilling liquid on this gear; you'll have to chisel it off.