To Whom it May Concern,
My Human Resources team has suggested that photos and videos of cats may increase employee productivity. I suppose I can share some security footage we’ve captured of James’ cat, Lux.
An intern even added some text to some of our footage that the masses might consider amusing. Personally, I find it trivial, but I’ve been informed that sharing this image should boost employee efficiency by 32%.
One small warning to our tour guests: during your tour, you might stumble into our cat, Lux. If you experience skin rashes, headaches, or hair-loss keep in mind that you might be allergic to cats.
-Virgil, CEO of Lightmatter Technologies