Gotta get down on launch day!
Bring out the fondue sets! The game is now officially live on Steam for everyone to play! So grab your gamepads, ready the cheese platters and dive right in.
While you're jumping about, like the magnificent cube of dairy ambrosia you are, please remember this is a one-man early access game made by a self-taught pineapple-on-pizza lover. There will most likely be bugs, glitches and some rather weird stuff going on at times.
With that being said, you can be sure I'll do my best to squash any unwanted foolery and update the game with new content on a regular basis. Although the race to the finish line was a tad bit exhausting, I'll be polishing the current version of the game during the coming weekend and rolling out a patch on Monday, making it our first official 'patch' day together - well isn't that exciting?! Please be sure to send any bugs or ideas concerning the game my way so I can get to it ASAP.
Finally, let's put on some classical music, grab a glass of Port and get serious for a moment. Publishing a game on Steam has been a dream of mine since I was a little kid, not yet introduced to the wonders of cheesy products. I'd like to use this space to thank all the people that helped me achieve it - my friends, whose patience with the game during its testing phase helped me more than I'd like to admit, and my family - whose silent disappointment of how I choose to spend my time helped me maintain the drive necessary to finish this cheesy gaming disaster.
Whether anyone is actually reading these will forever remain a mystery, however, if someone reached this part of the announcement then another 'thank you' belongs to you. Now get out there, free your cheesy family, defeat the Mouse Empire and let me know what you think :)
Stay cheesy,
Levhi