As anyone can plainly see, the beast is a huge proponent of the holidays. Yes, consuming the flesh of those that seek to imprison you is still #1, but spending time with beast family and a white elephant gift swap is a close #2. Eh, let's call it 1a and 1b, just to stay on its good side.

To appease our gracious host and keep our free will, we've finally married its two favorite things together in a brand new level.
Now listen, this ain't no weak ass, slap-a-santa-hat-on-it-style event. Alot of blood, sweat, and limbs were sacrificed to get this just the way the beast likes it. Premium products cost premium ducats. So for the low cost of three monthly installments of $9.99, I present to you "The Greatest Time of......th....HURK>>>

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RELEASE.

CONTENT FREE.

IS. RELEASE. NOW.

CONSUME IMAGE. BELOW.

NOW PLAY.

HO.
Ho.
ho.