My dearest fanz,
Afta Candice 1 receved itz recent scandalous remasta, I cud nt help bt notice dat Candice 2 waz luking a bit scabby & cud do wiv a gud paint.
It iz now improved 2 da same sordid standard as Candice 1! I am delited 2 anounce da following changes:
* Lipsync & cinematrick camera thruout da game
* New & improved paint shader
* Terrifyingly formidable hair shader
* Improved platforming & wall jump
* Improved Megaz enemy bounce & weapons
Honestly it iz now so butiful I cud weep - u wil luv it
Wiv my most fervent adoration,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx