Hello, you can tell by the fact I'm not cracking any jokes that this is a serious update.
A particularly nasty glitch occurs on the 5th stage under certain conditions that will make it impossible to complete the stage.
This update will fix the glitch for new players, but existing players should take precautions by clearing their checkpoint data:
1) On the title screen, click the "Options" question mark.
2) Under the "Checkpoints" category...
~~~~~ a) If you have checkpoints enabled, press 'no'.
~~~~~ b) If you have checkpoints disabled, press 'yes', then 'no'.
After doing this, feel free to change the setting back to what it was previously.
Although this will wipe your checkpoint data, it'll ensure that you won't encounter this glitch when you make it to the fifth stage. I apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused, or how many hours of grinding it might've wasted (oh, I guess there's a joke).
It's not just this one fix though, other spermy content (idfk honestly I just feel bad for the lack of sperm puns) in this update includes:
- Controller support. No, I am not kidding. It was designed around the Xbox controller, so other controllers may not work as well. Use the left stick/dpad to rotate, A to accelerate, X to dash, B to brake, and back to go back to the title screen or quit the game.
- You may now use either of the shift keys to dash. This is useful for if you like to use the "ZX" or "./" control schemes, as well as if your keyboard's spacebar isn't good at detecting rapid presses (such as my Microsoft Ergonomic 4000).
- Fixed two stray pixels between the end of the j**z cell section and the rotating spermicide section in Stage 2.
- Fixed an overlapped face in the top right of Stage 3.
- Improved the image quality of the white backdrop, which was set to a smaller size than it was supposed to be for some reason.
Cya!
EDIT:
Here's a couple of fixes I made after just a little more testing... nothing so amazing that it gets its own announcement post to bury this one, but I figured I'd at least outline here:
- A cosmetic reward will now display properly. This may also fix a crash that was happening on the program's startup, since the program was trying to access an object that didn't exist.
- The Xbox controller can now use the "next" boxes properly.
- The title screen now says "Dash" under the play button instead of "Spacebar" due to the new controller and shift key options.
EDIT 2:
This is such a dumb mistake, I can't believe I forgot about it.
- Certain textboxes now work with controller.
- A particular input at a particularly bad time now works with controller. If you know, you know. No spoilers though.