Howdy Folks,
Jeff from MES here with great news for you if you're in the market for some good old fashioned entertainment! We've just launched Steamulator2019 and our showroom is overflowing! To make room for all the 2019 inventory we're having a MASSIVE BLOWOUT sale! Come down today to check out your options! For RPG lovers we've got Questr! In the market for a Multiplayer Arcade game? We've got Astro Joust! And boy howdy, if your looking to put yourself into a Parody/Satire game have we got the games for you! Check out I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling! *Slaps the hood* This bad bad boy can hold so many memes!
Come on down today!
*Mutant Entertainment is not responsible for the content of this ad. Literally this guy just showed up at the office today. We may or may not be being held against our will. Send help