Forsooth, gentlefolk, look to the skies, for they portend the arrival of a video game. It s Astrologaster, a tale based on the real life of an old-timey doctor, Simon Forman, who blended medicine, astrology, and sort of general advice-giving into a mostly-successful business in Shakespearian London. Oh, and quite a bit of what the game delicately calls strumpy-humpy.