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Update: [2 New Games] The Retro Content Update

The Blue Box Launcher

  • Added two brand new games:
  • Normality - A fast paced arcade style game where you control a futuristic rocket jet and navigate a dark city with all the capabilities of a rocket jet, plus a special time slowing power.
  • Pube Spider: I Love You - An alarm clock that doubles as a retro LCD handheld style game about a spider that can't spin it's own web so it has to collect web-like strands while avoiding droplets that make him moist.

Normality

  • The game hinges upon the titular song Normality by Sphere² as it was the direct inspiration of it.
  • Fast paced rocket jet action, and the only thing that can put a stop to it is your inevitable demise.

Pube Spider: I Love You

  • Pube Spider can't spin his own web must instead collect web-like strands things that fall from the sky into his porceilin domain.
  • Collect as many strands as you can without losing all your lives from getting wet.

Oligocene Snapshot

  • Prof. Choke had his colors changed and his lab has new lighting.
  • New song for floating italian confectionary treat by Ultigonio.
  • New effects for using the dash, which reflects the anxiety you will feel if you miss the perfect opportunity to snap up one of those Oligocene Creatures.
  • Removed some excessive slides from the intro of the game.

Burger Game

  • Removed joke where if you pressed the order button but you did not specify anything be purchased, then your coworker will drive to the store and back anyway and waste your gas money -- as it was confusing to some players.

As always, thank you for playing, we hope that you enjoy the update and post your high scores so we can see. We're planning on getting something else ou-