EDIT: Speedrun leaderboards are up! https://www.speedrun.com/thequartergame
That's $20 bucks that I'm willing to PayPal to you if you're the first to beat it!
Too small? Sorry I bought too many donuts so you gotta forgive me for that.
If you use a splitting program, just get a time faster than 4:53. If you'd rather not use a program, that's fine! You can still do it if the time shown at the end of the game is faster than 5:08.
Here is the speedrun if you need any reference on how to run this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3aOF7WDgDA