Here be some tales fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Ye lads have been the lifeblood of this voyage fer nine years and we're celebrating by sharing yer stories!
Thank ye to David "Draco" Polson fer lending his vocal talent to this endeavor.
Very Limited Offer
I've been hearin' some caterwauler about the "Death of physical media" and this Captain would just like to say; Not while I've still got spare copies of The Caribbean Sail physical edition knockin' about me hold!
Now when I say limited, I mean I've got 3. Aye, only 3. One is Physical edition #100. A truly rare, last of its kind and fully complete special edition copy of The Caribbean Sail which will go to the first lad or lass who orders it.
The other two be made from the remaining CD's and digipaks I planned as backups if'n there were mailing issues during the original campaign.
These game CD's are fully self supported- they are NOT licenses that can be revoked.
If you're interested in the empty collectors boxes or manuals, there are still plenty of those laying around so let me know if that's something you have interest in ordering.
I've got a few more goods to share!
Thar be a new Steamboat Willie shirt, the Joyless Roger Stealth shirt is in stock once again, and a real steal of a deal on the remaining Decks of Sailors (50% OFF!)
Cast yer gaze towards https://victorianclambake.com/goods for more while supplies last!
Blacksword got an upgrade.
Captain Blacksword is still being developed, it's just taking a while... because I decided to remake every art asset in the entire game. While this has put things behind schedule by a couple years, I believe it to be the most important factor to the success of its voyage.
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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day 2026!
- Captain of Victorian Clambake, Evan Massie