Memo from management:

Greetings employees!

Those of you with Oculus Rift headsets will be very pleased to hear that the management subcommittee overseeing hardware assimilation has announced that even better Rift support will be coming... [checks clipboard] ... on the 6th of June 2018.

This is part of the giant quantum update that a big portion of our core team has been secretly working away on. I have been authorised by upper management to tell you it will be a major content update including… [checks clipboard] ...lots of stuff.

The complete list of features is still under wraps, but the word around the water cooler is that it will include big improvements to office workflow, new activities to engage in, and… [checks clipboard] ... Steam achievements. I’m not sure what that is. Something the young folks like, I think.

All of this was made possible by support from Film Victoria, and upper management have officially declared that Film Victoria are… [checks clipboard] ...awesome.

So there we have it. To stay up to date with our upcoming announcements, you should follow the official FutureStateMachine Twitter account. But, you know, on your lunch break, because you shouldn’t be using Twitter during work hours.

Okay, time to get back to work!