Greetings!
I'm happy to announce that the most slop-free game on the planet and in all of Steam, I SUCK DICKS AND HATE AI, is finally out!
The game is inspired by Redditors and certain defective specimens on Steam who for some reason buy games with AI disclaimers, play them for 1 hour and 59 minutes, and then rush to refund them screaming OH GOD, THE INDUSTRY IS DYING, HELP!
Why they're in such a hurry has been clear to me for a long time: they're hurrying to suck dick!
This is a rather unusual experience that I want to gift you through this amazing game: hunt for slop, complain, and suck some peckers!
It's also important to point out: not a single sprite in this game was made with AI! I'm an artist, and you can't criticize me for it! So please: buy not only the game, but also dicks for your collection. Preferably in bulk and the pricier ones.
Good luck!