: : :START TRANSMISSION: : :
: : :TRAVELERS : : :
: : :IT SEEMS THAT THE "EARTH INSTRUCTION MANUAL" WAS LOST IN A LAPSE OF SPACE TIME DURING INITIAL MANIFESTATION AND HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED AND RECOVERED: : :
: : :THIS CRITICAL EARTH PROTOCOL OUTLINES BEST PRACTICE IN NAVIGATING NEW REALITIES OF PHYSICAL SPACE AND IS NECESSARY FOR A SUCCESSFUL JOURNEY: : :
: : :IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT EVERY TRAVELER DIGEST THESE LOST DIRECTIVES: : :
: : :END TRANSMISSION: : :