I started making this game because my friends laughed that I buy a LOT of random games on steam. My buddy Pluto calls them "My Cozy Retard games". After years of buying them, I wanted to see if I could make my own.

I thought maybe on launch day 2-3 of my friends would buy it for the lulz, but I'm getting notifications of people in all sorts of countries buying it. I thought best case scenario it sells 10 copies in total. In just the last 12 hours people bough twice as many copies as that!

As a thank you, I'm uploading some game footage of how i beat the game on the hardest mode for level 1.

I will keep uploading more of the soundtrack for you to enjoy. Me and my wife unironically sing the songs at random moments and laugh (she thinks this game is hilarious)

Keep an eye out on the weekends, I will keep working on this game and adding new levels and mechanics. Thank you for buying my stupid game.

-FatCat