IT'S BEEN A FEW WEEKS SINCE THE STAND GENRE HAS BECOME REVOLUTIONIZED LIKE NEVER BEFORE.

STANDING IS NO LONGER SOMETHING YOU CAN ONLY ENJOY ALONE.

BUT IT IS TIME.

TIME TO TAKE THE GENRE EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.

EVER SINCE THE ADVENT OF THE INTERNET. WE'VE BECOME INTERCONNECTED ACROSS THE ENTIRE GLOBE.

IT IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO JUST STAND WITH YOUR LOCAL FRIENDS.

SOON. YOU WILL BE ABLE.

TO STAND WITH ANYONE. ANYWHERE.

THE DEATH STANDING TEAM (me and the voices in my head) IS HARD AT WORK.

TO MAKE STANDING A FULLY UNRESTRICTED, FREE-FLOWING, ERA-DEFINING ACTIVITY.

SOON, THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL STAND STILL.