No one knows how the world of Plumber Simulator was created. Legend has it that in the beginning there was… an idea. Yes, an idea. An idea put into words, captured in drawings on walls. Words written in a game design document, drawings immortalised on paper (not the toilet one). All beginning with a single word, a single line, a single—
Er, what are you on about? This is a game about me, a plumber, not the fate of the universe. Besides, what world are you talking about? Do you have time to think about the creation of the world? It’s such a slog here that there’s no time for such nonsense. I’d better tell you the story myself, so listen up.
At first, the idea was for the game to be about me (obvious choice considering my talent). I don’t have much time, but the lads convinced me it’d be a good advertisement.
They couldn’t take a proper photo of me, so they painted me. I stood there like an idiot for hours and days until they finished me. I don’t know much about art, but I’ll say I look pretty cool here. They’ve done a good job of capturing my plumber’s trousers and my ruggedly handsome stubble. Apparently, it’s meant to show my professionalism and seriousness (like those blokes down there). On top of that, instead of giving my portrait a proper name, they’ve called it some sort of ‘concep… concep… concept art’ or something like that. Fine, I won’t get into it.
After that, I had to lend them the logo of my famous company, but of course they had to have their say and tweaked it. It’s a bit odd, really, because my name isn’t ‘Simulator’ or ‘Plumber’, but what do I know about advertising? Apparently, it was meant to attract players who like that sort of game, plumbing, and me above all else.
In the end, they worked on some sort of design. They took the tools, pipes and materials I use most often at work and drew them. Apparently, the game is going to be very interestingly developed, so they want to have all the most important things to show just how engaging my work is. Of course, I had to teach them everything about plumbing, because those idiots know nothing.
As you can see, there’s a lot to it. Being a plumber isn’t just an easy challenge. Once they’ve finished the whole game, you’ll be able to see what it’s all about. And you might be shocked that being a plumber doesn’t mean just about unblocking toilets. Anyway, the game’s going to be cool. That’s all from me. See you next time, lads.