Hello pinball citizens of Paradise!
Guess who banged his head on a urinal and woke up inside a fever dream?
That’s right. The Dude. And now he’s rolled his balls* into yet another pinball pack.
Introducing the POSTAL: Brain Damaged Pinball Pack, the most unstable DLC ever added to Zaccaria Pinball. If you thought POSTAL REDUX and POSTAL 2 tables were unhinged, this one blasts sanity straight into the gutter. Four brand-new tables loaded with chaos, a pair of balls*, carnage, and questionable life decisions. Expect enemies to crush, ramps to break, and balls* to lose. (Just try not to lose your sanity along the way.)
Coming very soon to Steam, maybe tomorrow. Don’t miss it or the Dude will judge you. And for once, you can finally put your balls* to good use.
It’s the perfect time to complete the collection. Each POSTAL bundle is a “Complete Your Set” pack. If you already own any Pinball DLC or the full game, its price will be automatically deducted. So you only pay for what you don’t have.
Double the games. Double the tables. Double the balls*.
POSTAL Redux: The Dude’s Day Off (POSTAL Redux, Zaccaria Pinball - POSTAL Redux Pinball Pack)
POSTAL 2: Would You Like to Sign Our Petition? (POSTAL 2, Zaccaria Pinball - POSTAL 2 Table Pack)
Flip responsibly,
Your friends from The Magic Pixel Team
P.S. No balls* were harmed during the making of this pinball pack.
*Legal says we are referring to pinball balls. HR insists we clarify that.
Disclaimer: Magic Pixel takes no responsibility for any loss of sanity, mild cognitive confusion, or sudden urge to destroy everything in sight.