Subject: 🎉 TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!! AGRARIA INC. OPENS AT MIDNIGHT!!! 🎉
Hello, hello, HELLO!!
TODAY IS THE DAY!! At 12:00 AM Eastern on Monday, June 22nd, Agraria Inc. officially opens for FULL PARTNERSHIP enrollment and I am vibrating at a FREQUENCY!!
(I have already changed into my launch outfit. It is pajamas with overalls over them. For SPIRIT!! I have set THREE alarms in case I doze off!!)
To everyone from the Trial Program - your plot will be EXACTLY as you left it when the gates open!! Just sitting there!! Waiting for you!!
To soon-to-be NEW partners... oh my GOODNESS!! The FULL experience launches TONIGHT:
All 5 ranks of the CM3K Career Progression Pathway!! (There are rumors of more ranks, but as far as I know, 5 is the official number! Haha! How do these things get started???)
42 crop varieties (including a few HIDDEN ones I'm not supposed to mention! Find them yourselves!!)
Chickens, sheep, AND bees - profitable AND adorable!!
Canning! Brewing! Dehydrating! FACTORY ASSEMBLY! (So many ways to be productive!)
Orchards, vineyards, sprinklers, generators - INFRASTRUCTURE you can be PROUD of!!
Corporate asked me to remind you that "Agraria Inc. offers a uniquely peaceful work environment with minimal interpersonal obligations." Which I think means it's QUIET out there and that's a GOOD thing!! No birthdays to remember!! No epic quests for glory!! Just YOU and the LAND and the GENTLE HUM of productive enterprise!!
And if the start feels a little slow-paced, don't worry! You'll be farming hundreds of plot tiles before you know it! You earn every upgrade through HARD WORK and SMART INVESTMENTS!
Your cottage will unlock at MIDNIGHT EASTERN, your starter kit will be waiting, and there will be SIX TURNIP SEEDS calling your NAME!!
- Tammy
Regional Manager, Agraria Inc.
"Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your HARVEST!!"
P.S.: Supervisor says no more bulk cakes after "the conference table incident." So I'm baking ONE cake every day for ONE lucky partner!! It will not be you because I do not know where you live!! But it's the THOUGHT that counts!! 🎂