// CONVERSATION LOG: "Sir, we pulled this from D███'s feed. We genuinely don't know what's happening in the OrphiTech Office Facility anymore..."

OFFICE_LOG_01: 2,844 subjects engaged willingly.

OFFICE_LOG_02: 10,000 runs exceeded.

OFFICE_LOG_03: Subjects experiencing fear/hallucinosis/flattening.

BOARD_INTERRUPT: "Continue. Begin staff acquisition".

PLEASE CAPTION THIS IMAGE

OrphiTech HR Department would like you to look at this image. Study it. Absorb it. What do you see?

Answer well and you get the job. Immortalized forever as an Incentive Program System Operator in the Workforce Department.

▶ Caption the image for us in the comments below. Fun or serious. The best one gets their name into the game!

We will make our decision on July 31st 2026